Which bare-chested “hero” do you think would win?
Shouldn’t Conan be a part of this conversation?
Correction: Just noticed the MST3K Central classification. Apologies.
Is Herc taking a nap? That would give Ator an advantage.
Amazingly, he’s awake, so…
Are hang gliders permitted under the regulations and bylaws of this pugilistic competition?
My Cheesesteak puts them in a double headlock, gives a hearty cry of “ahhh, c’mere, ya rummies,” and bonks their noggins together, stealing a victory.
4 different actors playing Hercules gives them a clear numbers advantage over 1 Miles O’Keeffe
Wow I haven’t seen this thread since rec.arts.comics.whut
Strictly hand-to-hand, Hercules wins.
But if they’re allowed to McGyver up a weapon/distraction/trap, Ator wins.
Once The Herc uses that line, “So, the Mighty Ator needs a sword to defeat me,” Ator would naturally disarm himself, turning the fight into a wrestling match. Advantage Herc. But, wait! Ator grabs a handful of DIY gunpowder! What will happen next?
But only in a cameo-style melee assist attack, like one of the Hyper Combos in Marvel Vs. Capcom.
For it’s worth. Ator wins if it’s brains and Herc wins if it’s a physical contest.
Imagine if Sandor could tag team.
If it’s Super Sloppy Double Dare, it could really go either way.

Imagine if Sandor could tag team.
NOT THE LINKING RINGS COMBO, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

BruceLeePullen:
Imagine if Sandor could tag team.
NOT THE LINKING RINGS COMBO, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
And you would hear him say, “It is clearly there.”
And that’s his only line.