Because Scotty doesn’t know.
He’s probably tired of people shouting, “there goes John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt” every time he goes out.
Perhaps Olsen and Johnson, the Hellzapoppin’ Boys, can cheer Johnny up.
Yeah, but if you’ve seen their act, you know that’s not likely.
I actually like Olsen and Johnson, but that’s a great line.
“Listen, we can get you Ally Sheedy and a stunt arm for the music video, and that’s it!”
Your comment was all it took to get They Might Be Giants stuck in my head. Sincere thanks!
Maybe he’s from the Upper West Side.
It’s simple, this is what happens when kids grow-up without Carole King/Maurice Sendak collaborations on their turntables. Scholastic - Pierre - Carole King - YouTube
Oh, he’s gonna care plenty once it’s discovered he ate the dog’s meat!
I’m gonna go out on a limb and say it’s because his girlfriend is addicted to Coke.
I’m flattered you’re all checking in but I still don’t care.
And it was a different Johnny who hit and run Pauline. Please don’t confuse us.