Why Doesn't Johnny Care?

Because Scotty doesn’t know.

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Who is Johnny?

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He’s probably tired of people shouting, “there goes John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt” every time he goes out.

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Perhaps Olsen and Johnson, the Hellzapoppin’ Boys, can cheer Johnny up.

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Yeah, but if you’ve seen their act, you know that’s not likely.

I actually like Olsen and Johnson, but that’s a great line.

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He’s LONG!

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“Listen, we can get you Ally Sheedy and a stunt arm for the music video, and that’s it!”

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Your comment was all it took to get They Might Be Giants stuck in my head. Sincere thanks!

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Aw yeeeeeah!

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Rebroadcast:

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Maybe he’s from the Upper West Side.

GIF by Ghostbusters

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It’s simple, this is what happens when kids grow-up without Carole King/Maurice Sendak collaborations on their turntables. Scholastic - Pierre - Carole King - YouTube

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Johnny’s dismayed his new statue isn’t quite close enough to the Eiffel Tower yet.

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I think you mean…

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Oh, he’s gonna care plenty once it’s discovered he ate the dog’s meat!

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I’ll always care about Johnny, though. [wipes nostalgic tear] :heart_eyes_cat:

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:heart: Hodges, :heart: Verve.

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I’m gonna go out on a limb and say it’s because his girlfriend is addicted to Coke.

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I’m flattered you’re all checking in but I still don’t care.

And it was a different Johnny who hit and run Pauline. Please don’t confuse us.

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