Because the halls of Targus 4 are filled with dark, shadowy figures. A few whispered words, the sting of a needle, and they are gone, gone, gone. No one stays long in Johnny’s world.
I once had a heart-to-heart with Johnny.
“Johnny”, I said, “with each passing year of my life, I grow more and more convinced that the wisest and the best is to fix our attention on the good and the beautiful.”
And you know what he said to me? No, it wasn’t “Your quite a guy Gittes”. Nope, he just turned to me, his heart and mind touched by my words, and said…
“I don’t care”
Then he pushed a button and I was sucked out of the airlock.
I’m gonna guess it has something to do with the fact that they haven’t yet built the man who can keep him down
Because Johnny is actually Deputy U.S. Marshal Sam Gerard chasing after Dr. Richard Kimble.
If I had to wear shorts like that I wouldn’t care either.
There’s only one way to know if Johnny’s French: does he like Jerry Lewis?
He’s probably tired of people shouting, “there goes John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt” every time he goes out.
Perhaps Olsen and Johnson, the Hellzapoppin’ Boys, can cheer Johnny up.
Yeah, but if you’ve seen their act, you know that’s not likely.
I actually like Olsen and Johnson, but that’s a great line.
“Listen, we can get you Ally Sheedy and a stunt arm for the music video, and that’s it!”
Your comment was all it took to get They Might Be Giants stuck in my head. Sincere thanks!
Maybe he’s from the Upper West Side.
It’s simple, this is what happens when kids grow-up without Carole King/Maurice Sendak collaborations on their turntables. Scholastic - Pierre - Carole King - YouTube