Winky, do you see what happens when you don’t use a space cushion? It’s a cosmic collision of lunar proportions! This is YOUR OPEN THREAD for tonight’s CRASH OF THE MOONS Watch Party at 8PM EDT!

THE CELESTIAL CRAZINESS OF THE MOON AND EVERYTHING IN ITS ORBIT CONTINUES TONIGHT!

This is your official thread for the fourth night of our Mods’ Choice Community Watch Party series, “What’s Up with the Moon?”

Tonight, things are about to get rocky (and Rocky) as we proudly present Mystery Science Theater 3000’s take on the Rocky Jones adventure Crash of the Moons from Season 4!

We even have a General Hospital short attached to this episode in which a couple of doctors get moony-eyed at each other!

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This watch party is utterly unofficial and entirely unauthorized, which means that if the Mads catch us in the Gizmoplex, we’re all going to have to pick trash off the surface of the moon as part of our court-ordered community service.

And don’t forget to clean up your messes! We can’t leave any half-eaten MoonPies around the theater this time; they’re starting to catch on to us!

As this is a classic MST3K episode, it should be available to everyone. You can either watch your own copy or stream the episode for free at the Gizmoplex:

Or in the Gizmoplex Virtual Theater (but remember: if you’re watching tonight’s episode in the Virtual Theater, plan for the timing of the Door Sequence animation to run its course or advance through the animation and hit pause to get the episode ready before 8PM EDT!) :

However you decide to watch the episode, just remember to have the episode cued up and to hit the Play button at 8PM EDT. You don’t want your Bannergram to arrive late or Professor Newton to mark you absent for his course on Goofy Space Physics!

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Always awesome to have you folks along for this ride through classic MST3K episodes, and this one’s gonna be something fantastic!

LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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BANNERGRAMS FOR EVERYONE!

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I thought this was the Crash of Moons watch party?

Darn. My copy doesn’t have the The, so I guess I’ll have to sit this one out. :disappointed:

(Just kidding. Plans are going to keep me from this one, but you all have fun and get back to me on the “the/no the” verdict!)

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I am strictly Team No The, but since that’s what’s on the canister in the Gizmoplex …

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[insert whistle sound] Ivan!

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I am also with my colleague in the Team No The camp.

I will absolutely “he’s not Frankenstein, he’s Frankenstein’s monster” with that episode title.

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You have a terrific evening out that-a-ways - cheers, and all the best!

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oh no, i sent a Hugh Jackmangram

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Abandon all articles for Crash of Moons!

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Katie put the “The” there.

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“You’re lucky I didn’t call it The Crash of the Moons the.” - Katie, probably

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Psst - how do you make tiny text? I know small, but not itty-bitty.

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You <small> it, and then <small> it again.

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right triangle bracket pointer thing

do it a second time

edit: what @MichaelRobertson said

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We’re going BACK to the Spider-Moon!

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testing, testing

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episode 7 monty burns GIF

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It only embiggens once, though, which is a major bummer.

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OH NOOOO!

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