So, we have threads for the best and worst heroes, and the best and worst villains, in MST3K movies. Now it’s time for the worst couple! Who has the worst chemisty, the most dysfunctional relationship, or is just flat out implausible as a couple? I’ll kick things off with:
Andrea, a carnival otaku, finally has the mesmeric hold of Dr. Carlo Lombardi broken by the overpowering love of Ted. Which is remarkable, since Ted has no emotional presence in the film and most of the time seems to be working on his Eraserhead impression.
Perhaps, but they are saved by the power of LURVE! Or something which feels suspiciously like it, but may actually be nausea from a ride on the Tilt-A-Whirl.
EDIT: Oops, I should have check which post you were replying to. Never mind!
Oh, you mean Jane as part of a couple. Not Terry. I really didn’t think that they became a couple post-ordeal. But maybe my attention wandered and I missed that development. I couldn’t really make myself care about anyone in that movie.
Can I say I hate the thread order and quoting system here? Because I neglected to expand which post you were quoting and assumed you meant Andrea & Ted. I see now you’re referencing my Terry line. Yah, they weren’t officially a couple, I just like the line in response to the one FlyingSquid used. Sorry!
Well just because there’s a song called “If I Could Turn Back Time” doesn’t mean you should actually do it. I mean if the American Top 40 jumped off a bridge, etc. …