Worst song ever. A celebration of incest.
Also, the best thing in the movie.
I missed this earlier, and this is a bit off-topic because itâs actually one of the greatest recordings ever, but I give you Little Roger and the Goosebumps with âStairway to Gilliganâs Islandâ.
âRaptureâ wouldnât have been nearly as dumb if Debbie Harry hadnât tried to rap. In finishing-school French, no less. Between that and Vanilla Ice, itâs a wonder Eminem didnât decide to take up the accordion.
On the other hand, Debbie Harry was responsible for the first actual hip-hop group ever performing on national television. (Funky 4+1, on the SNL episode she hosted⌠guests were allowed to bring along their own musical guests sometimes in those days.)
I have miraculously retained all the 45rpm singles I bought in the 80s (about 100 of them). I unearthed them again a couple days ago and thought of this thread, thought you all might get a kick out of some of this stuff:
There are more than a few in here that probably belong in this thread. I am of course deeply ashamed of some of these, but youâre all laughing with me here ⌠right?
Of all of these, Iâd rate Samantha Fox the most expulsion-worthy âartist.â Just one 80s-survivorâs opinion, of course.
Pretty nice! Is that a TâPau single among them? Thatâs cool as well.
I once had a nifty collection of 45s, including some novelty pressings. I had a Kraftwerk single from Japan on âComputer World greenâ colored vinyl, a Tears For Fears single packed along with photo calendar cards, and one from The Residents on white vinyl with a sleeve that made the whole thing look like a huge eyeball.
Wow, I like⌠eight of those songs. Or maybe nine⌠that Whitney one is OK.
Still got some of my old 45âs with picture sleeves.
Oh, âwithâ, itâs totally âwithâ. Well, maybe not exactly âwithâ, maybe thereâs a better preposition to use here. âAlongisdeâ? No, no, thatâs not any better. âAroundâ? Yes, that feels closer.
Give me a few and Iâll think of it!
Canât help but dance when hearing this song, ordering a Nacho Bel Grande at the Taco Bell.
I was living in the UK and, as I recall, it came out there a month or two before it did in the States. It seemed to everywhere overnight. During this time, I moved to the States just when it was blowing up there.
Now, I watched Cher on television with Sonny as a tyke in the '70s. I knew that she was a groovy chick then and have dug some of her movies and music over the years. Iâm still as mesmerized now when I hear âGypsies, Tramps And Thievesâ as I was as that same tyke in the early '70s. I dug âBelieve,â until it felt like the song was EVERYWHERE around me for a good year.
It was just too much
It would be like one minute fifteen
Some of you mentioned Neil Young but said the wrong song. Transformer Man by Neil Young is the worst.
Bob Segar isnât a favorite of mine, but the best thing he ever did was Shakedown from the Beverly Hills 2 soundtrack.
Listen to Rushâs Resist before judging the band.
Those first two Volbeat albums piqued my interest in the band. It was down hill from there.
The worst song ever is usually whatever my girlfriend is listening too.
I love Rush but if anything of theirs is bad, itâs Presto. The production is typical of early 90s adult contemporary from post Christie Brinkley Billy Joel and Michael Bolton.
TTG is a half assed guitar free and synthesizer retread of These Dreams.
Dominic the Christmas Donkey⌠I swear, that is the song thatâs gonna make me snap.
Even Van Halen went through a similar phase with 5150. I donât mind it. This is coming from someone that enjoys Jon Andersonâs Animation.
OU812 and Balance are worse. Hagar comes from the same Anthony Kiedis school of sloppy and sophomoric songwriting. The former is about love and dreams and all that and the latter is about California. Itâs even worse when he tries to be like Bono on songs like Mine All Mine and Feelin without making a real point instead of saying, âLook how tuned I am on whatâs going on in society!â
âJohn Paulâs all bulletproof and it really puts me through the roof!â
Anyone remember the Barbie Girl song from the mid 90s? It played a lot. Itâs incredibly annoying on its own. The line âYou can brush my hair, undress me everywhereâ is creepy. It may be a doll, but some adult fantasized this. Hopefully this person is not allowed near children. 90s boy bands tend to irritate me. Ew! I just remembered the Spice Girls. scrub scrub scrub I agree with Eric Cartman that Barbara Streisand should be a swear word.
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Oh dude, I love Wesley Willis but I think tat might be because itâs the sort of off-the-wall stuff that I find absolutely endearing and I will defend him. But, yeah, he doesnât make music for like, well-adjusted people. Iâm also glad to see other Wesley Willis appreciators in this thread.
Oh man I love âSanta Dogâ and I will spam every version of this song in my Discord serverâs music channel every Christmas.
God, that song causes me actual pain. I hate the whistling so much. Itâs awful. I hate it.
If I canât blast Death Grips from my car and spook old people, then my god, I feel like Iâm wasting what little youth I still have left.
LOL but seriously, I used to not even be into rap music all that much outside of Outkast until I listened to MF Doomâs MmâŚFood album for the first time in college. You might appreciate him. Maybe some Aesop Rock if youâre feeling like pulling out a thesaurus. There really is a lot of good hip hop out there, I really do love the genre immensely, and I hate to see it written off even when it is being purposely crass, as sometimes thatâs part of the artistic intent of it. Sampling and remixing itself can be its own art; J Dilla was an amazing producer whose final album Donuts, made while he was on his death bed, is all just beats, and itâs a masterpiece of the genre. Even if you donât personally like it, you can at least appreciate the skill that goes into it.
I think for me, being someone who grew up in the 90âs and early 2000âs, a lot of the songs I really hate are ones that got played a lot during my childhood and adolescence. I legit think Matchbox 20 is worse than Nickleback, who are just bland. Matchbox 20 basically paved the way for Nicklebackâs existence which makes them far worse in my eyes, as they sort of signaled a derth of decent mainstream rock music for nearly a decade, where everything became either bland, boring frat rock or post-grunge, or nu-metal, which had a lot more misses for me than it did hits. I feel like Nickleback, Limp Bizkit and to a much lesser degree, Disturbed and Papa Roach, at least can be mined for comedic or meme material. I donât think the same can be said for Matchbox 20, Third Eye Blind, Saliva, Staind, or Puddle of Mudd, whose atrocious cover of Nirvanaâs âAbout a Girlâ makes me want to tear my own head off. It is painful to listen to. Iâd nominate that for worst cover song, honestly. It is offensive to me on all levels.
Thereâs a YouTuber named Pat Finnerty who has a great series where he discusses a lot of music I absolute hate called âWhat Makes This Song Stink.â I think the most poignant one being his video on Weezerâs âBeverly Hillsâ and how much it bothered him as a fan of Weezer growing up. And while I wouldnât even put it as my least favorite Weezer song (though it is up there), itâs more about what the song symbolizes than anything else.
This whole series is great, honestly.
As for the worst song ever made? Itâs probably on Corey Feldmanâs Angelic 2 The Core album. Hereâs a man who reviews music on YouTube for a living listening to it and breaking down on camera for nearly an hour.
Oh, and Liveâs âWhen Dolphins Cry.â Worst Live song. I know Live is a band that you either really like them or you canât stand them, but I like their earlier stuff well enough, they were alright, right up until I heard that song come out. Itâs worse than the worst song on Throwing Copper, âHorse.â What a pitiful song to follow up to probably the best song on that album, âWhite, Discussion.â But âHorseâ is still leagues better than âWhen Dolphins Cry.â