Write your own "Sandy Frank" song!

You know the Sandy Frank Song –

Use this thread to compose your own “Sandy Frank” style song about whomever you desire. for example:

Orson Welles, Orson Welles
Made a lot of good movies
Orson Welles, Orson Welles
Also made a lot of cheese.

Orson Welles, Orson Welles
Starred as Charles Foster Kane
Orson Welles, Orson Welles
Was sometimes quite a royal pain.

Orson Welles, Orson Welles
Never dated Bobby Riggs
Orson Welles, Orson Welles
Could eat about a million figs.

Feel free to write a “Sandy Frank” style tribute song to the three syllable celebrity of your choice, or to add another verse to a song some one else has begun.

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Peter Graves, Peter Graves
Had a very famous brother
Peter Graves, Peter Graves
Took his name from his mother

Peter Graves, Peter Graves
Led the Mission: Impossible Team
Peter Graves, Peter Graves
Tom Cruise just makes me scream

Peter Graves, Peter Graves
Love that craggy face
Peter Graves, Peter Graves
Played B-movies with grace

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Sandy frank, sandy frank
I dropped my hotdog at the beach

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:musical_note: Greydon Clark, Greydon Clark :musical_note:
:musical_note: Malta trip for Joe Don B. :musical_note:

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Nothing about his time at the University of Minnesota? :thinking:

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♫♫ Tom Servo, Tom Servo,
Springs for arms and a barrel torso,
♫♫ Tom Servo, Tom Servo,
A much better sidekick than that guy Torgo

♫♫ Tom Servo, Tom Servo,
Higher than the mountains of Idaho,
♫♫ Tom Servo, Tom Servo,
On a satellite with Jonah and Crow.

♫♫ Tom Servo, Tom Servo,
I’ve run out of words now but will give it a go,
♫♫ Tom Servo, Tom Servo,
Gizmoplex is home to the riffing pro.

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Arch Hall Junior, Arch Hall Junior
He’s sorry about his face

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(Since I’m watching The Atomic Brain, and one of the characters is Dr. Frank)

Doctor Frank! Doctor Frank!
We tampered in God’s Domaaaaaaaain~!

Doctor Frank! Doctor Frank!
Good God man, what have you done?!

Doctor Frank! Doctor Frank!
Stealing all those young girls’ brains

Doctor Frank! Doctor Frank!
Making damnable creations!

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Lot of Wesley Willis vibes happening!

Charles Pierce, Charles Pierce
Loved a place called Boggy Creek
Charles Pierce, Charles Piece
Then he made a Norseman flick

Which just became available on Amazon Prime starring Lee Majors
I don’t think I’m BOLD enough to watch it, though

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Lance Fuller, Lance Fuller!
Really doesn’t want to act!

Canada!
Canada!
Going on to bomb Ontario!

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Well played

Peter Graves, Peter Graves
Went to the U of Minn.

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Sandy Frank, Sandy Frank
He didn’t steal no bike

Sandy Frank, Sandy Frank
He killed that fat barkeep