You Know You’re a MSTie When…

[SeanMarten]

Thanks! (Full disclosure: I’m one of their writers/researchers.)

[TheHippy]

…you just can get beyond Thunderdome.

[ArtCrow]

You watch a movie and you wonder to yourself: “Could this be a worthy suggestion for a future episode?”

[Servotron3000]

If anyone expresses disbelief in a group conversation you can’t help but blurt out “He hit Big Jake.”

[Editor]

When… during emergencies and you need to escape you check for doors… windows… cases of Hamdingers.

[SeanMarten]

…anytime you see a forklift, you start humming…well, you know the rest.

[Stacy_Boyette]

…you have an unreasonable urge to insult anteaters whenever possible.

[optiMSTie]

… you can recite the old MST3K Information Club address from memory.

[Stacy_Boyette]

…you frequently get your Schick out of shape.

[optiMSTie]

… you have strong opinions about the stingers that were selected for each episode.

[Satoris720]

…you wonder if there’s beer on the sun.

[whenfatkillsfat]

You do a marathon of Patrick Swayze movies for Christmas.

[Editor]

… you see that Captain America Meme…

and think… Yhea… been there Cap.

[whenfatkillsfat]

[TheBindingPolymer]

…your pancake breakfast nets enough cash to throw another pancake breakfast.

[Zilvis78]

You wish for the days when you could rock hair like Zap Rowsdower.

[optiMSTie]

Or Nick Miller from Time Chasers, even!

[wyswysia]

You’ve given up cursing, except for “oh, poopie!” and a well-timed “dickweed.”

[wyswysia]

When things count down or up to your favorite number: 70!

[TheBindingPolymer]

… a tuna melt samich on the train to Circle Pines inspires you to song.