Your favourite fictional swear word?

What’s your favourite swear word created for fiction? Are your coworkers a bunch of frakking smegheads? Can your enemies go drokk themselves?

One of my favourites is “cuss,” from “The Fantastic Mr Fox.” What’s yours?
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I still use shazbot from Mork & Mindy. Just strikes the right note for me.

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I have a friend who does that!

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Fargin!

Courtesy “Johnny Dangerously”

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Negativland has an ongoing running joke regarding Mertz (which is mainly “advertised” as a brain-shaped “mental supplement”) but someone called into their radio show once and said “Oh, mertz!” when voicing displeasure with something. I’ve used it ever since hearing it for the first time.

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Oh that’s a deep cut!

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Does cramming all of the non-fictional ones together into one huge compound word count?

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I like Liz Lemon’s “blerg” from 30 Rock.

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How about the dad from A Christmas Story?

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Frak. Frak frak frak. Frakin’ frak.

'Nuff said.

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Holy forking shirtballs or holy flurking schnit for me

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Bilford Bogin! (From the Rat Queens comic.)

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I like groaning out a “KRIMINEY DUTCH” whenever things don’t go my way. Which is very often.

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Smurf!
That word can mean anything, even highly offensive stuff!

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Shazbot is good. So is smeghead. Puckernuts from ElfQuest! Belgium from HHG (American editions anyway - I understand this joke is absent from British eds. because they weren’t squeamish about just saying f***?).

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ElfQuest!!! I love that comic so much!

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Do you think Mork’s shazbot and Rygel XVI’s farbot are related?

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“CONFUCAMUS!” - Max, Mad Max: Fury Road

(I assume it’s a swear.)

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I picked up “Mother Butler” from the edited version of Spy.

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Dickweed!

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