“Mother father Chinese dentist” from the Mr. Show Sunday Afternoon Movie Pallies is always a good option.
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Frell. Frelling. Frelled and all other conjugations thereof.
Thank you John Crichton (or his writers)!
I still use this from time to time.
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“Gorram” from Firefly Universe
“Poodoo” from Star Wars Universe
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So I guess “frell” originated on Farscape, and “frack” on OG Battlestar Galactica. And both came into common use.
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Motherflippin’ from Flight of the Conchords is cute.
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“You piece-a Shoe!”
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The Good Place has given me all my favorites: mother forking shirtballs, son of a bench!, and ashhole.
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Smeg!
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I constantly use “freeow” from h2g2, “nerts”, “meep” and I try to use “buckwild” when I can (though that’s not really a swear)
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Probably “fricking” and “jabroni”
Now mind your own business ya frickin’ jabroni!
Only joking (it’s good for morale)
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I heard someone say ‘futher mucking bun of a sitch’ at one point in childhood and it’s been my go to ever since.
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You fargin’ iceholes! What about Johnny Dangerously? Bastiches!
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These aren’t fictional so much as so dated and out of use to sound made up, but the “cant” from the Planescape setting for Dungeons & Dragons (most notably seen in the PC game Planescape: Torment) is fun. “Pike off, ya barmy sod!”
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Followed by “dillhole”?
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Mother puss bucket!
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Jabroni is fictional? What’s it from?
(I think “fricking” is just your standard kind of English euphemism…)
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The Iron Sheik came up with it in the 80s, it’s just a generic bad-sounding word 
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Yea ya smeghead! Red Dwarf had the best insults, “Quit ya foul wining you filthy piece of distended rectum!”
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Frelling yes!
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“What a Maroon… what a NINCOWPOOP!”
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