Out of Context Comics

That’s ridiculous. There’s no surface water on Mars, you couldn’t evolve webbed feet like that.

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You seem to have confused Mars with “my deranged cousin Steve’s middle school notebook”.

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Wow - what tripped out goofballs was this artist high on when he drew this slice of psycho? The thing that is ‘running’ with a pair of disembodied legs that it is holding in its hands is the product of some industrial-grade mushrooms or something.

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Charlotte Manson?

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“Now we have to do something about the tattoo!”

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“Well, at least I don’t have bananas for fingers!”

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Nazi Spy Rule #1: Do not tattoo a swastika on your forehead. Even if you have bangs.

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“Did you fart, Superman?”

“…No.”

“Yeah, you did.”

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“Time to fill her lungs with air to make sure she’s dead!”

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“I’ll spray water in her face and yell WAKE UP!”

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…man that reeks (no pun intended) of comic book goofiness.

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…is that the best line you can come up with? You make the mob look worse by existing with that line.

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“You know what you guys look like? Like a couple of guys who just blew off somebody’s head.”

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…what is it? Say it, dang it! Finish your sentences!

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“Monty Python’s Flying Circus”

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