I’m sorry, I can’t hear a word you’re saying, something about Natalie Portman?
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The 1940’s version of Human Centipede is different than I thought it’d be.
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My father beat me with a slotted spoon once.
Once.
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Looks like they got ahold of that There’s Something About Mary hair gel.
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Who proved to be no match for the Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling, who whooped its sorry green a$$!
Vera soon joined them and is now known as Vera the Goat Vanquisher.
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Larry, did you prop your spiked flail up against the TV and DVR over the top of Chicago Fire with the Cobweb Channel again? Dammit, Larry, you are the worst roommate!
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A man of the cloth with the lifestyle that he has, Pile-on Pete has to be very broadly ecumenical.
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I don’t think they covered this one in the Kinsey report.
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That look less “sprawled at ease” and more “in the process of melting”.
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I’ve decided to spend my day this way.
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“And now for ‘dull surprise’!”
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Satan has been doing a lot less roaming the Earth and tempting mortals at the crossroads since he got his La-Z-Boy recliner.
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So it is 7 PM?
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“Then I remembered… hey, I’m Satan… I got nothing to fear from mooks like youse.”
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“Is it possible the colonel was choked to death by these insane collars they make us wear, and not actually killed by Satan?”
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This is what happens when you replace your police force with drum majorettes.
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Lend me some sugar… I am your neighbor…
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