daaaaaammmnnn
I would totally watch Minnesota Viking Women and the Sea Serpent *ahem*
daaaaaammmnnn
I would totally watch Minnesota Viking Women and the Sea Serpent *ahem*
That is true dedication to a premise.
Kingsman: The Secret Tea Service
Family Matters: Resurrections
Saved By The Belvedere
The A Minus Team
Vicious Apocalypse Now
Homerâs 2001: A Space Odyssey
Titanic Wedgie
Anti-Venom
North, by Northwest Airlines
The Man Who Shot AT Liberty Valance (He didnât hit him. He just shot at him.)
Some Donât Like it Hot
Dirty Laundry Dancing (Set in a laundromat)
There Will Be a Little Blood
Forbidden Planet-oid
Throne of Bloodwood (Itâs about carpenters)
Friday the 13th Sequel
Daylight Halloween
Disneyâs Phantasm
Nightmare on Elm Street Sweeper
Totally Suspiria
Ginsbergâs The Howling
Popularity Poltergeist
Actually Scary Movie
Lesseee⌠where waz I?..
Season 4, continuedâŚ
Season 5âŚ
Season 6âŚ
Season 7âŚ
more later⌠time for go to bedâŚ
Except itâd be called âTall Manâ and give the sympathetic backstory of the being who kills people for their precious bodily fluids.
For some reason all I can think of here is recasting either version with the little dudes from Among Us. I donât know if I regret not being able to create this for laughs or having the idea in the first place more.
Also:
The Taking of 3:10 to Yuma
An American in Paris is Burning
Gunga Galunga Din (featuring Bill Murray, reprising his Caddyshack role)
Carrie: First Blood
And because my brain continues to be a chaotic nightmare, we return to:
The Magnificent Forever Ambersons Se7en Faces of Dr. Laoâs Brides Of The Robot Monster For Seven Flying Six-String Suzuki Samurai Baby Blues Karamazov Brothers Grimm
OK, this one is very dark, and I apologize in advance:
The Final Peanut Butter Solution
Eating The Magnificent Forever Ambersons Se7en Faces of Dr. Laoâs Brides Of The Robot Monster For Seven Flying Six-String Suzuki Samurai Baby Blues Karamazov Brothers Grimm
Eating The Magnificent Forever Ambersons Se7en Faces of Dr. Laoâs Brides Of The Robot Monster For Seven Flying Six-String Suzuki Samurai Baby Blues Karamazov Brothers Grimm 2
Eating The Magnificent Forever Ambersons Se7en Faces of Dr. Laoâs Brides Of The Robot Monster For Seven Flying Six-String Suzuki Samurai Baby Yoda Blues Karamazov Brothers Grimm 2
The Golden Corral Child
Satanic Panic Room
Here Comes the Boom Mic
Doctor Sleep Apnea
How to Almost Get Away with Murder
Two and a Half Siamese Men
Law & McDonaldâs Order
Wayneâs World War
Rear End Window
@ TheBindingPolymer
Eating The Magnificent Forever Ambersons Se7en Faces of Dr. Laoâs Brides Of The Robot Monster For Seven Flying Six-String Suzuki Samurai Baby Yoda Blues Karamazov Brothers Grimm 2
Eating The Magnificent Forever Ambersons Se7en Faces of Dr. Laoâs Brides Of The Robot Monster For The Seven-Ups Flying Six-String Suzuki Samurai Baby Yoda Blues Karamazov Brothers Grimm 2
Mad Dog and Glory Hole
Tag, Stephen Kingâs IT!
Frozen Chicken (Let it thaw, let it thawâŚ)
The Mezzo-Sopranos
Enter the Suppository Void
Demolition Man on the Moon
Indiana Jones and the Jewish Temple of Doom
Spaceballs: The Sequel!
Jason Statham Goes To Hell
Fast and Furious 5000
Jurassic Gorky Park
The Golden Gone Girls
Ghostbusters: Titanic (2016)
The Killer Shrews Birds
Disneyâs Phantasm
Dude, I think I almost fell over.
HILARIOUS!