A Sewage River Runs Through It
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Top Glue Gun
19 Likes
Mr. Babbling Brooks
Frozen Margarita
Mystic Pizza Poppers
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Awesome!
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Citizen Bane. His final word was “Mmmphphpbud”
The Grapes of Roth. Tim Roth’s harrowing struggle with haemorrhoids.
12 Years a Slade. Noddy Holder’s early career.
The Maltese Porkins. Either Sidney Greenstreet playing a hefty X-Wing pilot, or an alternative title for Final Justice.
Rosemary’s Boobies. The Jim Wynorski remake.
Dumbo and Dumber.
The Third Dan. Orson Welles’ foray into martial arts flicks.
Goop Dreams. The rise of Gwyneth Paltrow’s empire of overpriced tat.
Touch of Knievel. Orson Welles again, working with a well-known cantankerous motorcycling daredevil.
Singing in the Vein. The musical version of Fantastic Voyage. Donald Pleasance is injected with a submarine containing the miniaturised Mormon Tabernacle Choir.
And finally, let’s ruin The Godfather Part One, by replacing “One” with “Three”.
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I’ve got a really offensive one that I’m just dying to post but I’ll behave.
7 Likes
White Men can’t dump. A race and gender-targetted virus causes constipation.
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Romancing the Kidney Stone
18 Likes
Throw Momma Mia From The Train
Death Bed: The Bed That Eats Death
Manos: Supple Hands Of Fate
Spider-Man From Home
E.T. The Terrestrial
9 Likes
Soylent Green Acres
27 Likes
Rocky IV Drip
14 Likes
Glenn Close Encounters of the Third Kind
14 Likes
The Man with the golden Gnu.
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Two-fers are good? Yay!
The Magnificent Seven-Year Itch
Captain Blood Simple
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Lock, Stock and two smoking Bagginses.
5 Likes
Seven Samurai Cop
12 Likes
Six-String Samurai Cop
8 Likes
The Room 2
10 Likes
The Seventh Elephant Seal
9 Likes