I’m just wondering. Letting me keep the glass isn’t enough. I have to know the secret recipe.
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Pretty sure it includes beezlenut oil.
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I thought it was FIN-toozler…? 
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I did too, but a web search reveals that Seuss did spell it with an “e”. Learned something new and useless, a daily goal of mine!
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So much for my dream of acquiring an official souvenir glass with a fin where the handle should be. 
But yeah I’m just going to tell everyone that it’s a drinkable version of SAMPO™ until they can prove me wrong. L’chaim!!
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So Goldschlager with salt and flour? And a paper umbrella, I mean multicolored dome, on top?
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So is beezlenut oil made by Beez McKeever? I mean everything she makes is fantastic… just sayin’
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How many head of bezelnut does one have before they can file as a business at tax time?
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That’s beezle, bub.
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And oh lawks, a fentoozler is just a fintoozler made with Orange Crush and Dr Pepper inst of Dr Skipper and frozen orange juice concentrate. I think.
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I’ve got my spine. I’ve got my Orange Crush.
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That’ll be enough out of you. Go stand in the place where you live.
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Fintoozler is a nonsense word that is meant to imitate Dr. Suess style nonsense words. It gets used in a few MST episodes, but the word does not exist outside of MST3K as far as I’m aware.
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That’s them in the corner.
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Well look who’s all spinnycrumtumbler. Pbttht nyaaaahhhh.
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I remember hearing somewhere (But I don’t remember where, so yay! Source amnesia!) that Mike was a TGI Fridays employee back in the day and the Fentoozler was a play on the nonsense drinks they’d make up.
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I only drink Fentoozlers on my moss-covered three-handled family gradunza.
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