Okay, I’m back. In 3 sentences, what did I miss?
Yup.
Homeboy’s Wolverine.
optiMSTie time travelled.
We have Claude Akins in.
THAT’S SAVAGE ON CLAUDE AKINS, CROW
Exotic locations!
This is some high level bullying, where instead of making fun of the glasses, you instead wipe them menacingly.
So this guy… Likes planes?
“Those lenses cost me a lot of money.”
Yeah, Walmart charges you an arm and a leg for that optical action.
Using a tie to wipe glasses probably scratches them up.
“The character meeting place”
Menacingly, see?
Crow: “You guys talkin’ about my butt! You crack me up, I’ve seen your show.”
Servo: [genuine laughter]
I LOVE THAT
The Claude Akins rump riffs!
A made-for-TV warrant?!
The special guest on this week’s Love Boat is behind this!
OMG “They’re just not making ninjas like they used to”
SMOLDERING HOT ONSCREEN ACTION okay maybe not
Mastah, senseh, whatevah.
It’s especially messed up because canonically he’s 246 years old, he just looks THAT GOOD.
“The Tranquilly of Post-War Japan?” The way Joel says it!