It’s so tough for me to choose, but in the end I guess I’ll go with the ultimate classic, “BITE ME.”
(By the way, you can make a non-canon choice. Just please try to keep it relatively Prime Time safe, and also compact enough to really fit into the designated space.)
Is “STD FREE” prime time safe enough?
Well, they already did “I’m Tested.” So I’ll allow it.
Will “NEW PHONE WHO DIS” fit?
Meanwhile, the Phishing Spammers thread would be a great place for fanciers of long-form poetry to find some suitable 2/14 fodder.
Looks like your Heart could use some hot tea with honey. A quick gargle with warm salt water likely wouldn’t hurt, either.
I hate that it makes me write out a sentence when I just want to type:
(this is a complete sentence)
Either “You’ll Do” or “Can’t Leave The County”.
For marriages on the rocks