It’s so tough for me to choose, but in the end I guess I’ll go with the ultimate classic, “BITE ME.”
(By the way, you can make a non-canon choice. Just please try to keep it relatively Prime Time safe, and also compact enough to really fit into the designated space.)
It’s blue!
Is “STD FREE” prime time safe enough?
Well, they already did “I’m Tested.” So I’ll allow it.
Will “NEW PHONE WHO DIS” fit?
Meanwhile, the Phishing Spammers thread would be a great place for fanciers of long-form poetry to find some suitable 2/14 fodder.
NOT
RDY4
FBL
complete sentence
Looks like your Heart could use some hot tea with honey. A quick gargle with warm salt water likely wouldn’t hurt, either.
How about: YES DEAR
I hate that it makes me write out a sentence when I just want to type:
WANT
2
SLEEP
NICE
PANTS
HOWUR
MAMANEM
BEEN?
SLIP IS
SHOWING
IT
STINKS
complete sentence
BOING
or
SPLURK
How about…SQUISHY
Hmmm…
GOING
THRU
MOTIONS
6FT PLZ
or
MASK ON
MY NEEDS
(this is a complete sentence)
Either “You’ll Do” or “Can’t Leave The County”.
For marriages on the rocks
A KID’LL
FIX IT
BABY
OIL!
I’ll complete sentence you!