…obnoxiously long Twitter thread.
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spite of an almost universal lack of interest.
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Of course, we know who the real Lord of the Dance is…
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In a multi-city long art installation, written completely in letters torn from dance magazines.
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…six words or less.
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That’s when he wins a Webby Award.
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A Canadian MP has filed an official grievance asking that _____ be brought to Canada.
Actual Answer
Enter your lies now.
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semaphore flags.
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non-toque hats
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Tribbles
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A Stanley Cup winning team
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Fab is still around.
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koala bears
(who doesn’t want koala bears?!?)
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Sorry. After the whole Carol Burnett show discussion a few months ago, any time someone brings up koalas, I have this image of Tim Conway. “Koaaallllaa.”
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Raisin Snails.
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national league baseball
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…a regulation American football field
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dryness
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