Because I’ve seen a few too many stories here where my immediate thought was “that sounds like a Fibbage question”, I figured “eh screw it, sounds like a fun forum game.”
Rules: Post a news story with a critical part blanked out. Everybody else, fill in the blank with your own idea for what goes in it.
NASA fixed a Mars rover that had gotten into trouble by _____.
Enter your lies now.
paying off Marvin the Martian to make a repair call … on the weekend.
…paying off the judge.
Paying for the wedding
NASA fixed a Mars rover that had gotten into trouble by _____.
Sending Jessica Chastain to rescue Matt Damon.
Thursday.
using generous amounts of duct tape.
Announcing the imminent collision of an asteroid with Earth that will wipe out all life.
Who’s worried about that Mars rover now?
Fathering litters of rover mutts.
Going 90 in a 45 zone.
Droppo.
the light of the silvery moon?
NASA fixed a Mars rover that had gotten into trouble by _____.
Buying it its own Netflix password.
I’m realizing that I don’t know how to prolong my own “Fill in the Blank News” thread since I don’t read enough news stories to share frequently enough.
I’ll try to help you out with a story very tenuously related to MST3K and our beloved shirtless Mike Nelson.
Topeka.
Interpretive dance.
Noh theater.
Flipbook animation.
Smell-O-Vision.