Red Zone Cuba
Psycho Killer: lo que ocurre?
6 Likes
Night of the Blood Beast
Steve and Steve encounter Steve.
6 Likes
Prince of Space:
Your Weapons Have No Effect!
8 Likes
Fire Maidens of Outer Space:
Pad Pad Pad The Film!
7 Likes
Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
Less conquering than was promised.
Code Name: Diamond Head
Lovejoy’s heal turn booked badly.
Mitchell
All the hottest merging action!
Final Justice
Complete lack of merging action!
Avalanche
As disasters go… convincing Styrofoam.
The Day Time Ended
Plot? Who needs a plot!
Demon Squad
IT’S JOEL!!! JOEL!!! JOEL!!! JOEL!!!
6 Likes
Track of the Moon Beast
Is Paul Paul anymore? No.
7 Likes
Space Mutiny
1,001 New Names For David 
6 Likes
Or:
Haaar. Haaar. Haaar.
6 Likes
Santa Claus
Chew Candy Canes, Kick Ass
7 Likes
The Christmas That Almost Wasn’t
Santa faces eviction. HAPPY HOLIDAYS
10 Likes
Future War
Broken promises, very little kickboxing.
6 Likes
Werewolf
Paul, you is a warwilf!
10 Likes
Or:
Nun But The Lonely Z’Dar
7 Likes
Santo in the Treasure of Dracula
Erotic time travel kills Dracula.
Robot Wars
Robots? Technically, sure. Wars? No.
8 Likes
Squirm
How Fried Worms Eat You
9 Likes
Deathstalker and the Warriors from Hell
Medieval sleazebag versus trucks artist.
7 Likes
Outlaw
Cabot! Cabot? Cabot! Cabot. Cabot!
9 Likes
SuperDome
Super Bowl movie needed Packers
10 Likes
Phase IV
Deadly ants are no picnic.
8 Likes
Um, in your post starting the thread you already broke your own rules…
Zombie Nightmare
Bringing back my dead son!!
7 Likes