Five Word Summaries

Red Zone Cuba

Psycho Killer: lo que ocurre?

5 Likes

Night of the Blood Beast

Steve and Steve encounter Steve.

5 Likes

Prince of Space:

Your Weapons Have No Effect!

7 Likes

Fire Maidens of Outer Space:

Pad Pad Pad The Film!

6 Likes

Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
Less conquering than was promised.

Code Name: Diamond Head
Lovejoy’s heal turn booked badly.

Mitchell
All the hottest merging action!

Final Justice
Complete lack of merging action!

Avalanche
As disasters go… convincing Styrofoam.

The Day Time Ended
Plot? Who needs a plot!

Demon Squad
IT’S JOEL!!! JOEL!!! JOEL!!! JOEL!!!

5 Likes

Track of the Moon Beast
Is Paul Paul anymore? No.

6 Likes

Space Mutiny

1,001 New Names For David :shopping_cart:

5 Likes

Or:

Haaar. Haaar. Haaar.

5 Likes

Santa Claus
Chew Candy Canes, Kick Ass

6 Likes

The Christmas That Almost Wasn’t

Santa faces eviction. HAPPY HOLIDAYS

9 Likes

Future War
Broken promises, very little kickboxing.

5 Likes

Werewolf

Paul, you is a warwilf!

8 Likes

Or:

Nun But The Lonely Z’Dar

6 Likes

Santo in the Treasure of Dracula
Erotic time travel kills Dracula.

Robot Wars
Robots? Technically, sure. Wars? No.

7 Likes

Squirm

How Fried Worms Eat You

8 Likes

Deathstalker and the Warriors from Hell

Medieval sleazebag versus trucks artist.

6 Likes

Outlaw

Cabot! Cabot? Cabot! Cabot. Cabot!

8 Likes

SuperDome
Super Bowl movie needed Packers

8 Likes

Phase IV

Deadly ants are no picnic.

7 Likes

Um, in your post starting the thread you already broke your own rules…

Zombie Nightmare
Bringing back my dead son!!

6 Likes