Five Word Summaries

The Black Scorpion
Exquisite animation! Scorpions roaring?? Drooling??

7 Likes

Megaweapon, alas, taken too soon.

4 Likes

Boggy Creek II: and the Legend Continues
Insane hog callers find Bigfoot.

5 Likes

Beyond Atlantis
Colonialist genocide in ninety minutes.

5 Likes

The Thing That Couldn’t Die

The Thing totally did die.

8 Likes

Merlin’s Shop of Mystical Wonders
For Sale: Evil Monkey. Used.

10 Likes

Final Sacrifice AND Manos:

Torgo. Rowsdower. Cage Match.

6 Likes

Munchie

Eternal trickster steals pizza, joy.

6 Likes

Mr. B Natural

Lady Man Sprite IS Happening.

6 Likes

Prince of Space
Useless weapons are repeatedly fired.

7 Likes

The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies
Oh look, a carnival. Yay.

9 Likes

Daddy-O
I want an answer!
< Slap Bang Thud >

(checked the rulebook, and verified… sound effects don’t count as words)

7 Likes

Manos : The Hands of Fate

Dad refuses to ask directions

6 Likes

Lords of the Deep
The Abyss meets Sealab 2021.

7 Likes

Fugitive Alien
Killer forklift from outer space.

Star Force: Fugitive Alien 2
Captain Joe gets drunk.

6 Likes

Hobgoblins
Puppets, sexism and the 80s.

5 Likes

Do a lot of coke
And vote for Ronald Reagan

3 Likes

The Sword And The Dragon
Dragon isn’t until final act.

Diabolik
Sex on some paper money.

Teenage Strangler
HE DIDN’T STEAL NO BIKE!

3 Likes

The Unearthly
Time for go to bed!

5 Likes

Well said!

Speaking of Tor…
Bride of the Monster
He tampered in God’s domain.

The Sinister Urge
Only one word needed: KLINE!

Robot Rumpus
How clay figures fight Skynet

5 Likes