The Black Scorpion
Exquisite animation! Scorpions roaring?? Drooling??
Megaweapon, alas, taken too soon.
Boggy Creek II: and the Legend Continues
Insane hog callers find Bigfoot.
Beyond Atlantis
Colonialist genocide in ninety minutes.
The Thing That Couldn’t Die
The Thing totally did die.
Merlin’s Shop of Mystical Wonders
For Sale: Evil Monkey. Used.
Final Sacrifice AND Manos:
Torgo. Rowsdower. Cage Match.
Munchie
Eternal trickster steals pizza, joy.
Mr. B Natural
Lady Man Sprite IS Happening.
Prince of Space
Useless weapons are repeatedly fired.
The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies
Oh look, a carnival. Yay.
Daddy-O
I want an answer!
< Slap Bang Thud >
(checked the rulebook, and verified… sound effects don’t count as words)
Manos : The Hands of Fate
Dad refuses to ask directions
Lords of the Deep
The Abyss meets Sealab 2021.
Fugitive Alien
Killer forklift from outer space.
Star Force: Fugitive Alien 2
Captain Joe gets drunk.
Hobgoblins
Puppets, sexism and the 80s.
Do a lot of coke
And vote for Ronald Reagan
The Sword And The Dragon
Dragon isn’t until final act.
Diabolik
Sex on some paper money.
Teenage Strangler
HE DIDN’T STEAL NO BIKE!
The Unearthly
Time for go to bed!
Well said!
Speaking of Tor…
Bride of the Monster
He tampered in God’s domain.
The Sinister Urge
Only one word needed: KLINE!
Robot Rumpus
How clay figures fight Skynet