Watching Giant Spider Invasion and it occured to me that Dutch’s cafe serves a variety of fine foods. From deep fried sandwiches dipped in batter to walleye cheeks. What would you order from Dutch’s? I’ll start with a Coleman Francis staple: coffee.
Ooh I hope they have poutine!
I would dare to try the cole slaw, because diner cole slaw is a thing of beauty.
Served up with a mountain of fries, of course.
Cheese curds. I’ve always wanted to try those and I hear they have 'em in Wisconsin. In fact, I think it’s the state bird or something.
A new back brace.
Slighlty off-topic, but I live right by a Menards and I can’t help thinking, “it’s a giant spider invasion of savings at Menards” every time I drive by. Which is every day on the way to work.
I wish that they went after the Menards jokes in the Sci-Fi Channel era with the same frequency with which they did “I thought you were Dale” jokes.
Back on topic:
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
As someone with a thing about spiders, this movie does genuinely creep me out bad, no matter how goofy it is.
I’m sure Dutch’s cafe has become such a famous locale because of the Great Spider Invasion that they would serve Eight-Legged Pancakes.
Being a vegetarian I’d feel relatively safe at Dutch’s, but for the rest of you I’d be wary: I’m not sure his locally-sourced, free-range beef is exactly Grade A. Definitely not slaughtered humanely.
Same same same.
I’m extremely arachnophobic, and while I can watch any of the spider-themed episodes of MST3K, it’s… a bit of a bother for me.
Yessir. You’re going to have to choose between deep fried or squeaky fresh. You can find the former just about anywhere, but to get a bag of fresh ones from the dairy where they’re made… chef’s kiss. They’ve got an aural appeal similar to stepping on -10°F snow.
Dutch’s is no supper club, but I’ll try the Friday fish fry with an old fashioned. That’s my barometer of a good place around here.
If that’s not an option, I’ll just have a brat with kraut.
Watch it with your blanket statements. shudder
I knew there was a reason not to trust those Cheeseheads.
It’s the cannibal sandwiches that does it for you? Not the fact that it was also the home of Gein and Dahmer? Fair.
If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a thousand times…
RAW HAMBURGER AND ONIONS ON A HALF ROLL IS NOT A SANDWICH!
Does putting the top of the roll on it make it a sandwich? Is that the issue?