Singing Berenstains?
I thought it was Berensteins.
Wow, my mind is blown!
Wow my mind is blown.
So is mine. I googled it.
A instead of E.
A instead of E?
Faster than a rolling “O”!
Call in Letterman!
Call in Letterman.
Goofy grins are essential.
Paul is optional.
Paul is optional?
The World’s Most Dangerous Band[1]
Must be included
I always thought that instead of switching to “The CBS Orchestra” when Dave jumped networks they should have used “The World’s Second-Most Dangerous Band” as a thumb of the nose to NBC ↩︎
Must Be Included…
Radios, Coca Cola.
Sasquatch Amusement.
Sasquatch Amusement
Is Harry snapping into
A Slim Henderson
A Slim Henderson?
John Lithgow? A stud muffin?
Raising Cain indeed.
Raising Cane indeed?
Why are you bringing chicken
Fingers into this?
Fingers into this?
Wasn’t it Freddy who Fingered?
Tom Green. The auteur.
Tom Green. The auteur.
Irreconcilable
With Drew Barrymore
With Drew Barrymore.
It only lasted a year.
Solo ever since.
Solo ever since
Claimed he made the Kessel Run
In just twelve parsecs
In just twelve parsecs?!
A parsec is a measure
of distance, not time!
“…of distance, not time!”
Han’s route was more truncated
Than the normal path.
Than the normal path —
Twenty parsecs along a
Circuitous route
Circuitous route?
Like his romance with Leia.
Slow and steady wins.
Slow and steady wins
The race, says good old Aesop.
Not a NASCAR fan.
The Convoy of Sports
Finally they all combine
Freaky sports kaiju