Haiku chain game

Singing Berenstains?
I thought it was Berensteins.
Wow, my mind is blown!

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Wow my mind is blown.
So is mine. I googled it.
A instead of E.

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A instead of E?
Faster than a rolling “O”!
Call in Letterman!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6otjl2r6KPk

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Call in Letterman.
Goofy grins are essential.
Paul is optional.

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Paul is optional?
The World’s Most Dangerous Band[1]
Must be included


  1. I always thought that instead of switching to “The CBS Orchestra” when Dave jumped networks they should have used “The World’s Second-Most Dangerous Band” as a thumb of the nose to NBC ↩︎

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Must Be Included…
Radios, Coca Cola.
Sasquatch Amusement.

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Sasquatch Amusement
Is Harry snapping into
A Slim Henderson

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A Slim Henderson?
John Lithgow? A stud muffin?
Raising Cain indeed.

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Raising Cane indeed?
Why are you bringing chicken
Fingers into this?

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Fingers into this?
Wasn’t it Freddy who Fingered?
Tom Green. The auteur.

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Tom Green. The auteur.
Irreconcilable
With Drew Barrymore

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With Drew Barrymore.
It only lasted a year.
Solo ever since.

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Solo ever since
Claimed he made the Kessel Run
In just twelve parsecs

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In just twelve parsecs?!
A parsec is a measure
of distance, not time!

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“…of distance, not time!”
Han’s route was more truncated
Than the normal path.

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Than the normal path —
Twenty parsecs along a
Circuitous route

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Circuitous route?
Like his romance with Leia.
Slow and steady wins.

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Slow and steady wins
The race, says good old Aesop.
Not a NASCAR fan.

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Not a Nascar fan.
Neither am I. Round and round.
The Convoy of Sports.

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The Convoy of Sports
Finally they all combine
Freaky sports kaiju

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