Singin’ in the Rain
Is a good way to catch a
Case of pneumonia
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Case of Pneumonia.
Sounds like a Neil Simon play.
Jack Lemon? Matthau?
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Jack Lemon? Matthau?
Sends suicide telegrams
Oh, my back! My back!
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Oh, my back!!! My back!!!
Woo!!! Chili’s Baby Backed Ribs!!!
Chili’s Baby Backed…
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Chili’s baby backed
His truck into my brand new
Convertible, man!
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Convertible? Man?
Michael Jordan wanted one.
A Signing Bonus.
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A signing bonus
Is what an ASL aide
Gets for working hard
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Gets for WORKING HARD
FOR THE MONEY!!! SO HARD… YOU
BETTER TREAT HER RIGHT!!!
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BETTER TREAT HER RIGHT!!!
Liberally lean from the
Land of Dairy Queen
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Land of Dairy Queen?
“Dairy Queen!!! We treat you right!!!”
Blizzards, Shakes, Sundaes.
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Blizzards, Shakes, Sundays,
Just another week here in
North California
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North Carolina?
The home of Barbecue Ribs?
Texas might argue.
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Texas might argue
What its national drink is
Light beer or iced tea?
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Light Beer or Iced Tea?
Is there calories either
Way? Lemon or Lime?
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Way Lemon or Lime?
Too sour for me. How about
Some Turner and Hooch?
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Some Turner and Hooch?
80s Funny Man and Dog?
What about Dragnet?
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What about Dragnet?
The story you are about
To hear is true, Joe.
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To hear? Is true Joe…
You are dead and must narrate.
John Goodman? He lives.
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John Goodman? He lives.
Comfortably off of his
Pixar royalties.
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Pixar Royalties?
Tom Hanks and Tim Allen score
Even more money.
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