Everybody scream!
They just found a new movie
by Coleman Francis
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By Coleman Francis
The fear rises in my throat
I don’t like coffee
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I don’t like coffee
Unless an ice cream flavour
But must have bits in!
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But must have bits in!
Here! Have a complete set of
AOL CDs!
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AOL CDs!
SO MANY MINUTES… hold up…
Daylight Saving Time?!
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Daylight Saving Time?!
While it gives us more sunlight
One less hour to SLEEP
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One less hour to sleep
To sleep, perchance to dream. I
don’t like this Hamlet
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Don’t like this hamlet?
There’s a lovely village on
The river downstream.
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The river downstream
Is full of electric worms.
It just makes me squirm.
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It just makes me squirm
To see prehistoric tongues
Licking Burma Shave
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Licking Burma Shave:
Teen pavilion/barbershop
Explusive event
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Explusive event
Like diving out the window
But with prejudice.
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But with prejudice?
Nay, ‘tis not enough! Be with
EXTREME prejudice!
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EXTREME prejudice.
Sure, kill him … but when you do,
call him “nerf herder.”
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Call him “nerf herder”
Sorry, I mean Nerf hoarder
He collects toy guns
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He collects toy guns.
A Red Ryder air rifle -
His first obsession.
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His first obsession
Was the little red-haired girl.
Then he found baseball.
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Then he found baseball
“What is this?” he asked himself
He is from Pluto
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“He is from Pluto.
Hitman. Knew this day would come.”
~ last thoughts of Goofy
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Last thoughts of Goofy:
“Well, garsh, he-yuk! I wonder
“How that whale got…” <SPLAT>
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