So, I was rewatching Master Ninja, and Joel brought up new ideas for Nunchucks (Nunchaku if you’re a weeb,) and I’m wondering if we can do as he asked and make new Nunchucks.
I can think of two. Of course, anyone who is a fan of 8-Bit Theater will know of the legendary weapon, Sword-Chucks. Also, there’s the most feared weapon in all of Latin America, the Nun-Chancla. Do we have any more?
I’d be interested in a pair of Nuntoothbrushes. Or Nunmarchingbandbatons.
I feel like that last one is Mr. B Natural’s ultimate weapon.
What do pirates carry? Rum-chuks!
If you’re into Bubbalicious, you can have some gum-chuks!
Do you like the water? Then you’re going to want some duck-chuks.
Have a bunch of stuff to carry? Ruck-chuks!
I would enjoy a pair of high top NunChuck Taylors. Though they’d be hard to walk in.
little tiny steps 
Who’s got some serious AI Art Fu? I’ve been trying to get it to create a decent image of Charles Kuralt and Charles Barkley wearing habits all evening, but no luck so far.
I want some nunchuckchuckchuckchuck…; nunchucks made of nunchucks. They’re nunchucks all the way down!
Johnny Bravo’s favourite TV show was Nunchuk Chicks.
As an embracer of non-violence, I would prefer none-chucks, thank you.
Chuckfinity
They already did Spiced Rum-Chucks. Joel is 30 years ahead of you.
If they were solar powered they would be Sunchucks.
If they weighed 2,240 pounds they would be Tonchucks
Barris & Jones would be the Funchucks.
Gunchucks just seem gratuitous.
Might I suggest that this thread is full of punchucks?
Nunplucks
“Oh, I come from East Osaka with my samisen on my knee…”
As seen in that lost chapter of Lone Wolf and (Night)club.
I submitted a letter to MST3K back then with a long list of nunchucks. They did not read it on the air, clearly because they found my thirteen-year-old comedy stylings to be far too advanced for audiences at the time, but I’m certain Joel carries that letter in his wallet to this day.
Hopefully he didn’t nunchuck it into the garbage.
Right next to his recipe for olive loaf.
