Oh, the Hordes: Command an evil army!

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Which evil army from MST3k would you wish to command and what would you do with them?

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Those buff, blond, bearded clones from the Herc-verse (“Captive Women”). And then…

BROADWAY!!

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I command the girls from “Wonder Women” or “The Million Eyes of Sumuru” or “Horrors of Spider Island.” Nuff said! :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

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Santa’s child army! Or the robots from Gumby. I can’t decide. Both would be handy for causing disruption when I have to go out.

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Racket Girls. I just think they’re neat.

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Is this just going to be another thread where we talk about hot chicks from episodes? I ask because currently there does not seem to be a shortage.

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This puts me in mind of a hit from the early days of the internet: Peter’s Evil Overlord List.

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My evil army will be all of the Fishmen and Fishwomen from various episodes.

There’s at least, like, two of them.

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The army Krankor leads…if their weapons actually worked on people.

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I very much hope it doesn’t. I will merge this thread into the sun if it does. :smiling_imp:

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Drat. I was about to announce the Chickens of Tomorrow as my second choice. I mean, I don’t drive, so it would be cool to have an army of avian warriors who could squire me from auction to auction all over New York, New Jersey, AND Southern Connecticut!

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The ants from Phase IV. They seem to know what’s going on.

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The army with the best hair in the galaxy get’s my vote.

No, not Sumaru’s army, silly… I’m talking about the Wolf Raiders from Fugitive Alien.
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The Killer Shrews, of course!

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A brigade of racket girls riding a swarm of really hot giant black scorpions. With pet killer shrews, but only the badonkadonk sort.

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I’d take the spiders from Giant Spider Invasion. They were doing a pretty good job until that black hole flaw was discovered.

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Well I sure know who I wouldn’t have in my horde- the monster from Monster A Go-Go. Because he didn’t exist!

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I think I’d like to have a horde of all the Munchies.

They do their own care and feeding, I’d have a flying car, and, anybody would give me anything to not make another movie.

‘$100 million per year, or I start production!’.

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Fiend!

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The problem here is that Asylum will hire you on but not for enough millions to cover your shame.

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