Out of Context Comics (Part 1)

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One of my favorite books.

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That poor girl on the lower right. Did she have a run-in with The Reanimator? Someone clearly grafted a leg onto her shoulder!

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They’re probably just wearing goose suits.

Ok but… WHAT IS GOING ON WITH EVERYONE’S ARMS?? At first I thought the girl on the bottom somehow had her leg on the table but that angle looks uncomfortable for ANY limb… Mr. M’s girl is apparantly an amputee and his arm seems pretty long

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Not to mention that it’s five people crammed into a booth meant for two… stick insects.

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and what is Leg-for-arm girl staring at??

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My old friend Mr McGreg, with a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg?

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M. Night Shyamalan wishes he could come up with a twist ending nearly as effective.

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“That’s not what that mea-… You know what, nevermind. I’m sure it’s fine as long as you didn’t click on any links.”

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“Steve, get in here.”
“What’s up, boss?”
“This logo for our new comic character. You realize these are intended for children, yes?”
“What’s wrong? Not enough blood?”

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Needs to have the “Old” at the beginning to really be effective.

OLD Mother Hubbard!

…so, uh, how’s the white leotard looking, Pete?

What kind of sick madman jingles ALL the way?!?

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Ray Kellogg.

He’s probably gonna’ offer them all a role in his next epic.

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“AHhhh youse needs your head checked; dis is a sestina, and youse knows the Jingler only writes villanelles!”

“Wait wait wait. When you say ‘in his hand’ are you meaning that literally or are you employing synecdoche?”