Out of Context Comics

Wait … so the telephone line is so far up in the air that its above the clouds?

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I’mma still ship it.

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So it’s like Perry the Platypus but in reverse.

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It’s called Cocaine. Be careful. It’s very addictive and expensive.

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Admittedly, the bar for “most amazing game of tug-of-war of all time” is pretty low.

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Whatever it is, it is has grotesquely deformed that poor kid’s face.

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Fun fact: the awkward cadence of that book inspired the speech patterns of Mojo Jojo.

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Ooooh, how classy!

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Rare indeed is the criminal mastermind so fiendishly clever as to use his abductees as “volunteers” for the life drawing class he is teaching down at the local continuing education dungeon.

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Beat me to it! You are the one who was first to say this. I would have been second to say it had I chosen to say it. But I did not choose to say it because YOU already said it!

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“In the next pose your feet will be together and your arms straight to the sides. Our artist here reckons she can get both pictures on the same page if she draws a couple of guides in first to make sure everything lines up.”

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I think I see one flying off in the top right.

Superman, didn’t tell them the rules of the game out loud so the animals just floated there holding the chain in their mouths.

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Wow, Val is more famous than we thought! And who knew Leonardo da Vinci was a blonde with pigtails?

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Teddy Ruxpin? No!

(ETA: proof that real life can be more terrifying than fiction.)

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How dare you use children’s toys for evil!

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I am the atomic powered robot bear. Please give my best wishes to everybody.

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“Look upon my ROBOT TEDDY BEAR AND FEAR MEEEEE!!!”

“HAHAHAHAHAHAHA…”

“NO! Stop laughing. KILL, TEDDY! KILL!”

“HAHAHAHAHAHAHA…”

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