“If you are going to behave, you can start by taking your hands off my nipples.”
…Superman, isn’t this kind of a cruel exploitation?
Look how happy he is about exploiting Star Monster!
Artie’s refusal meant the film producer had to go ahead and green light The Coneheads movie with his second choice as the star and, well, you know how that turned out.
Thanks a lot, Artie!
To be fair, Dan Ackroyd made a lot of questionable films at that point in time…
That’s still a pretty good Star Monster salary
I’d take it. Being a star monster doesn’t sound that bad to be honest.
Artie was saved by the lawyers when Zippy the Pinhead threatened to sue Superman for infringement.
The real question is “Do I make a Doctor Who joke or a Scooby Doo joke?”.
Wow. There’s nothing Elon can’t buy.
Why am I getting a Beyond Atlantis vibe off this?
I was thinking Fire Maidens from Outer Space, but yours works too!
Namor really doesn’t like dogs near barrels. Maybe that’s why they decided to give him a ridiculous new name in the Wakanda movie.
No, no, it’s “a man, a plan, a canal - Panama!”
Not exactly… but close enough? What? When she turns around does she have a face like a toothy squid, like in Fatale?
“He’s gorgeous!”
“Sir, no ill intent, but you are setting off all the red flags.”