Hey there, @Ivan and company -
Since I had a day off and had nothing to do with my time around here, I thought I would watch Robot Wars again.
Because I always use closed captioning/subtitles whenever possible (particularly when watching MST3K, I had it in mind to watch this episode again with my mind turned towards those parts of the episode in which the subtitles misattributed riffs, omitted riffs, or misinterpreted/misspelled parts of the jokes. Subtitling and correct transcriptions can make quite a difference for viewers who need subtitles, so I wanted to help out as best as I could.
For omissions and corrections, I included parenthetical notes after the transcribed sections of closed captioning, and the time code refers to the time on the actual Vimeo video instead of the time code in the bottom left part of the theater silhouettes. This is by no means complete or comprehensive.
I hope this helps for any revisions of the subtitles for the final edit of the episode!
THEATER SEGMENT ONE
07:19 [Crow] Robot Wars! (Riff should be attributed to Tom.)
08:17 [Jonah] âNow my cousin at Wayland NewtonâŚâ (Should read âWayland-Yutaniâ instead of âWayland Newtonâ.)
8:23 [Tom] âI bet the J stands forâŚâ (Riff should be attributed to Crow.)
8:30 [Crow] Rooney! (Riff should be attributed to Tom.)
8:51 [Tom] Ah, theyâve still got a Garmin, cute. (Riff should be attributed to Crow.)
9:23 [Tom] Theyâll never get the Roadrunner that way. (Riff should be attributed to Crow.)
9:36 [Tom] Vector lipsticks of the future. (Riff should be attributed to Crow.)
10:27 [Tom] Papa, is that you? (Riff should be attributed to Crow.)
10:50 [Tom] Papa, you wanna have a catch? (Riff should be attributed to Crow.)
10:53 [Tom] Jonah, youâre not my real dad! (Riff should be attributed to Crow.)
10:58 [Crow] So this is first class. (Riff should be attributed to Tom.)
11:10 [Tom] Scorpion fart. (Riff should be attributed to Crow.)
11:24 [Jonah] Youâre on the ground. (Riff should be attributed to Tom.)
11:28 [Man] Have you forgotten your passenger training? (Riff should be attributed to Jonah.)
11:40 [Tom] Iâm with mother. (Riff should be attributed to Crow.)
12:05 [Crow] So do you guys party? (Riff should be attributed to Tom.)
12:17 [Crow] You complete me. (Riff should be attributed to Tom.)
12:54 [Jonah] Moon shots has got agro. (Should read âMummenschanzâ instead of âMoon shotsâ.)
13:19 [Crow] Pretty please? (Riff should be attributed to Tom.)
13:30 [Tom] Okay, that knocked the lunch out of the old tooter. (Riff should be attributed to Crow.)
14:05 [Tom] We should have went to Knottâs Berry Farm! (Riff should be attributed to Crow.)
14:26 [Jonah] Oh, Tennessee Williams. (Riff should be attributed to Tom.)
14:38 [Tom] Oh, now theyâre just shaking (Riff should be attributed to Crow.)
14:52 [Crow] Lightning bolt. (Riff should be attributed to Tom.)
15:25 [Tom] Here we go. (Riff should be attributed to Crow.)
15:47 [Crow] There goes the entire practical effect budget. (Riff should be attributed to Tom.)
15:49 [Tom] Meanwhile, at this place. (Riff should be attributed to Crow.)
15:52 [Jonah] Walking, walking, donât miss your mark. (Riff should be attributed to Tom.)
16:19 [Tom] Itâs Stumpyâs time to shine. (Riff should be attributed to Crow.)
16:35 [Jonah] Are you hitting on me? (Riff should be attributed to Tom.)
17:10 [Tom] And your dumb little hats. (Riff should be attributed to Crow.)
17:36 [Crow] Welcome to Johnny Rockets. (Riff should be attributed to Tom.)
17:52 [Tom] With the badge in the looking lady. (Riff should be attributed to Crow, should read âandâ instead of âin.â)
18:32 [Jonah] Lollapalooza? (Riff should be attributed to Tom.)
18:48 [Tom] Whoa, nice keister. (Riff should be attributed to Crow.)
19:15 [Tom] Well, a betâs a bet, Drake. (Riff should be attributed to Crow.)
19:52 Drake putting a B and subtle. (Should read âDrake putting the B in subtleâ instead, and should be attributed to Crow.)
20:14 [Crow] Thatâs my cue. (Riff should be attributed to Tom.)
20:20 [Tom] Thatâs your name, right? (Riff should be attributed to Crow.)
20:39 [Jonah] Now thatâs believable. (Riff should be attributed to Tom.)
20:47 [Tom] Oh, please donât. (Riff should be attributed to Crow.)
21:09 [Crow] Whatâs the opposite of a meet cute? (Riff should be attributed to Tom.)
21:10 [Tom] I donât know. (Riff should be attributed to Jonah.)
21:49 [Jonah] Use a spoon, itâll hurt more. (Riff should be attributed to Crow.)
22:21 [Tom] And fashion forward. (Riff should be attributed to Crow.)
22:34 [Jonah] But Iâm talking about Shaft. (Riff should be attributed to Tom.)
23:16 [Tom] I canât hear you. (Riff should be attributed to Crow.)
23:34 [Crow] Donât play with mommyâs special dirt, dear. (Riff should be attributed to Tom.)
23:45 [Tom] Anyway, which of these headshots do you like? (Riff should be attributed to Crow.)
23:57 [Tom] Secret tunnel! (Riff should be attributed to Crow.)
24:13 [Crow] No, thanks, I just ate. (Riff should be attributed to Tom.)
24:26 [Tom] Got some more exposition here somewhere. (Riff should be attributed to Crow.)
24:32 (Riff omitted from Jonah: âSay, Miss Interocitor!â)
24:39 [Jonah] Sure, why not? (Riff should be attributed to Tom.)
24:46 [Tom] Iâve got two whole pictures and some dirt. (Riff should be attributed to Crow.)