All my questions are going to be about dragons
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Iāll tell you later.
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Cāmon, thereās already been like, three Santaās coming through here in disguise! āThe True Meaning of Christmasā is in a bottle of whiskey for these guys!
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Good news everybody !
We sold enough hooch to pay for next yearās Super-Secret Misty SantaCon !
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How much scratch am I gonna have to come up with to get to decide who lives and who dies? I just want a Patrick Swayze Christmas. Is that too much to ask?
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As a reminder, per Rule #55.6, no attempt may be made to trap Santa outside the mutually agreed upon Holiday sapient trapping period. Violators and their offending traps will be promptly disposed of with prejudice.
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HBD, RRRob!
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Would someone please order more Yeti diapers, please?
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You realize thatās yet another argument that supports Rule #55.6, right?
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Absolutely. Iām just reinforcing the fact that if you melt Santa, you have to deal with Parker. You really donāt want to mess with Parker. 
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But, lure and or entice with homemade goodiesā¦. 
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Does it though?
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Hey, once the holidays are over, I propose we set up a little surprise party here in the lounge. Itās to celebrate the maturation of TVās Frankās $25 savings bond!
Maybe we can show Squanto on the big tv.
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Fess Parker?
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Just Parker.
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