𝙏𝙝𝙚 Super-Secret, Pseudo-Private, Regular Lounge™ 🤫

[TheBindingPolymer]

@jimmy_two_times

Just avoid that whole wing entirely.

We really oughta move the tiger blood wing away from the main hallway. The lounge’s usual pong is being overshadowed by its #winning aroma.

[jimmy_two_times]

@TheBindingPolymer

The lounge’s usual pong is being overshadowed by its #winning aroma.

OK, well played.

But the whiskey bottles with the venomous snakes in them … they can stay on a high shelf, right?

I mean, nobody’s going to drink those. Just some mementos from those few “tourist vacations” I took in Bangkok…with Joe! Not Charlie!

That’s the way to do it! All class!

[Pearls_Mint]

ahem

So… uh… this is the lounge eh? I brought snacks. Where do I put pickled things?

[TheBindingPolymer]

@jimmy_two_times

they can stay on a high shelf, right?

Right next to the pickled pork hocks.

[jimmy_two_times]

@TheBindingPolymer

pickled pork hocks.

“pork” hocks.

Sure. That’s what they are!

But the pork rinds are staying right night to the La-Z-Boy recliner.

Don’t let the goat have any though. It…excites the goat.

[Jonathan_Eckley]

Thank goodness, we were down to the Herring in adulterated Sour Cream.

[Yorkshire_Paul]

It’s Friday, so you know what that means - meet outside at 7 for the throwdown

Moped Dance

This week’s affirmation; live life like red shoes at 0.29

[LadyStarblade]

ANNOUNCEMENT!

As it is October 1st, Halloween decor is now permitted in the Lounge!

Please refrain from using anything that:

• drips
• oozes
• smells too strongly of rotting
• crawls
• attempts to strangle the patrons
• was forcibly removed from its previous owner (with or without the use of a hatchet)

Happy Haunting!

[LadyShelley]

And no eyeballs in the microwave this year. You may think the popping sound is funny, but whoever did it last year forgot to clean out the microwave afterwards. It. Was. Not. Pretty.

[jimmy_two_times]

Fine. I suppose I have to take down my regular sign off the door.

Spoilsports.

I only eat candy, like once a year! Now I got to share with a bunch of kids?

grrrrrr…

Well, I do get to see my dental hygienist on Nov. 5 of this year, so…

grrr…

I’ll allow it!

But the sign’s going back up tout de suite!

[Pearls_Mint]

Oh good! I’ll just leave my Godzilla pumpkin here by the door.

Wait, why is the surface of my drink rippling? What’s that noise?

[LadyStarblade]

@Pearls_Mint

What’s that noise?

He swears it wasn’t him.

(Very cool pumpkin! I try to do a character every year; maybe I should try Godzilla!)

[MisterScott]

@LadyStarblade

Please refrain from using anything that:

• drips
• oozes
• smells too strongly of rotting
• crawls
• attempts to strangle the patrons
• was forcibly removed from its previous owner (with or without the use of a hatchet)

Since I myself am guilty of most of the above, does this mean I need to stop coming in?

[jimmy_two_times]

@LadyStarblade

• drips
• oozes
• smells too strongly of rotting

Damn.

So most cheese are out, I guess.

Fine.

I’m not smoking outside, though, like a savage!

I’ll eat my cheeses outside…fine…but not sharing!

[LadyStarblade]

@MisterScott

Since I myself am guilty of most of the above, does this mean I need to stop coming in?

The above rules apply to decor only; regulars are exempt. We’re used to it.

Translation: You good, fam.

[LadyStarblade]

@jimmy_two_times

So most cheese are out, I guess.

Don’t panic…Stinky Cheese Night is still every other Thursday at 7pm Greenwich Mean Time.

[RRRob]

Added to “The Rules” as Rule #53 — with a few additions.

[Pearls_Mint]

So I guess my “rotted ram’s head” pumpkin is right out then. I’ll just put it back where it was…

(Maybe I can pass it off as a cheese plate?)

[MichaelRobertson]

I’d be willing to cosign on a waiver for that one.

[LadyStarblade]