The real monsters were the ____ we met along the way.

[KHalleron]

I brought back some splendid, expensive, chocolates to the office from Paris, and some idiot cut some of them in half and then left both halves in the box.

I still don’t get it.

[CLANG_Potroast]

They wanted to see what was inside before actually biting into it.

[TheBindingPolymer]

Gotta make sure it’s a real frog in there.

[Longmile149]

…people who ate all the good candy in the break room and left a pile of rock-hard cappuccino toffees for the rest of us…