Would Cream write a song about White Dot?

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Is White Dot more popular than The Pink Panther?

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Once White Dot fell off the Cryslter Building and only stubbed its toe

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Life isn’t fair.

So White Dot made it apologize.

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Dr. Clayton Forrester and White Dot have worked together before:

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WHITE DOT MAKES IT POSSIBLE TO POST IN ALL CAPS IN THE FORUM!

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If you look too close to the White Dot, you could become HYP-MO-TAHZED!

It’s crackers for the White Dot to slip a rozzer the dropsy in snide.

Sesame St. is brought to you by the letter White, and by the number Dot.

I like White Dot, he’s silly!

White Dot’s on’y thwee anna half yea’s o’d.

Nyyy… (chomp-chomp-chomp) What’s up, White Dot?

I’ve made a huge White Dot!

No touching (the White Dot)

She gets off on withholding… the White Dot.

Do not taunt White Dot.

Goodnight, and have a pleasant White Dot.

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Yes, it’s Happy White Dot! The toy sensation that’s sweeping the nation! Only $14.95 at participating stores! Get one today!

  • Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly, and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to Happy White Dot.
  • Caution: Happy White Dot may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.
  • Happy White Dot contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.
  • Do not use Happy White Dot on concrete.
  • Discontinue use of Happy White Dot if any of the following occurs:
    • itching
    • vertigo
    • dizziness
    • tingling in extremities
    • loss of balance or coordination
    • slurred speech
    • temporary blindness
    • profuse sweating
    • or heart palpitations.
  • If Happy White Dot begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.
  • Happy White Dot may stick to certain types of skin.
  • When not in use, Happy White Dot should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration. Failure to do so relieves the makers of Happy White Dot, Wacky Products Incorporated, and its parent company, Global Chemical Unlimited, of any and all liability.
  • Ingredients of Happy White Dot include an unknown glowing white substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.
  • Do not taunt Happy White Dot.
  • Happy White Dot comes with a lifetime warranty.

Happy White Dot! Accept no substitutes!

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White Dot - still legal in 16 states!

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Coincidentally, the way Rhino produced this short was a precursor to the method used to make Season 13!

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How to make a White Dot Cookie.

Step 1: Get yourself a plain sugar cookie
Step 2: Get some white frosting
Step 3: Spread that said frosting on the cookie
Step 4: Take a picture of the finished White Dot cookie
Step 5: EAT THE CRAP OUT OF IT

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He piled upon the White Dot the sum of all the general rage and hate felt by his whole race from Adam down; and then, as if his chest had been a mortar, he burst his hot heart’s shell upon it.

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He’s a bit of a drama queen.

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Does the White Dot ever get squeezed by Mister Whipple?

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  • White Dot lives vicariously through itself.
  • Respected archaeologists fight over White Dot’s discarded apple cores.
  • White Dot once brought a knife to a gun fight… just to even the odds.
  • Its tears can cure cancer. Too bad White Dot never cries.
  • White Dot’s feet don’t get blisters, but its shoes do.
  • If White Dot were to pat you on the back, you would list it on your resumé.
  • Roses stop to smell it.
  • White Dot’s ten-gallon hat holds twenty gallons.
  • In museums, White Dot is allowed to touch the art.
  • The police often question White Dot, just because they find it interesting.
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Only the penitent man and White Dot will pass.

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Only in the footsteps of White Dot will you proceed…

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Only in the leap from the White Dot will you prove your worth…

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Fortune and Glory? He must have stolen White Dot.

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It is easier for a camel to pass through the White Dot
Than it is for a rich man to get into heaven

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