What's YOUR Problem? A Thread for Griping Part 2 (Part 1)

The sheer unmitigated lack of Crabby the Crab Hat in this thread so far is UNACCEPTABLE.

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FULL DISCLOSURE: I’m painfully, horribly, dramatically, unbelievably terrified of spiders.

If I ever go mad with power, I trust you to use this information to keep me honest and bring me down if you have to, just like how Superman trusted Batman to bring him down with kryptonite if it came to that.

Do what you have to.

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Well, that should continue to work out well for everyoHEY WAIT A MINUTE

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“…Goodness, I like Squirt.”

Paula the ganglord from The Violent Years and also @optiMSTie

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I may use this knowledge preemptively. Remind me of your address again?

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As per The Violent Years, I would ABSOLUTELY remove a book from a classroom bookshelf and put it on the floor for grapefruit soda.

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69420 No Spiders Lane
Spidersdonotlivehere, That One State

Godspeed, friend.

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Thank you for recognizing the need and filling it. :saluting_face:

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This is me 33% of the time. The same amount I am either closing my eyes to hide that I’m rolling them or just giving a thousand-foot stare because I’ve taken my brain far, far away. The other 1% I’m grinning because I’m actively plotting your destruction. I have resting “hrmph” face.

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By far and away, the breakthrough star of Season 11.

That he never received a spinoff project is the biggest indictment of our pop culture.

… HEY, I DID A GRIPE, PEOPLE :smiley:

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SRSLY we had that old thread hauling butt toward a wall and it was going to be fracktacular and just lovely. Can we trainwreck THIS one when the time comes plz?

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GRIPE-CEPTION

we must gripe deeper

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Your gonna have to earn it. 9966 gripes to go…

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Honestly, it should have ended with @FlyingSquid 's be-urinated leg. :unamused:

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A fast way to get there? Think of it like this: it’s Festivus in July!

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I’ll be right here with a helmet on!

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And you know what else this thread could use? A Mothercrabber!

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Wait, is this a thread for griping or a thread for being crabby?

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Season 6 Episode 3 GIF by Parks and Recreation

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