You [predictive text], I’m bitter.

I saw some do this post on the Facebook MST3k group and thought it was fun.

Here’s mine:

You are welcome to come over, I’m bitter.

Thank you @Pearls_Mint for the better explanation.

The idea is you put “you” into some device that autocompletes (like texting on your phone, or google) and put one of the autocompletes in the sentence.

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You sync up the just for jokes commentary for Mustache Dad franchise, I’m bitter.

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You taste the sweet and sour, I’m bitter.

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You know what I mean, I’m bitter

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I’m unclear what we’re doing here. Can someone explain, please?

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You kill me with a forklift. I’m bitter.

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Ubiquitous, I’m bitter.

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You can also make sure that you have the correct information, I’m bitter.

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so I think the idea is you put “you” into some device that autocompletes (like texting on your phone, or google) and put one of the autocompletes in the sentence?

In which case my entry is

You are my sunshine, I’m bitter.

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You got a purty mouth, I’m bitter.

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You should be hemp to me and not the ones you want, I’m bitter.

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Oh, I think I didn’t get it.
The first thing I do on any device is turn off autocomplete.

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You are so right and so true about this and the whole world is watching this video of me being a part of the group that I have been working with for the longest time now that I’m in the middle with the group that has a lot to learn about it is the one that is very much in the video and I the one who is very excited about this and the other is a lot of the group, I’m bitter.

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You drink your coffee, I’m bitter.

You don’t know how much you need to drink before the race, I’m bitter.

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You Break I Fix, I’m bitter.

You lucky dog, I’m bitter.

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You Only Live Twice, I’m bitter.

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You know you are from Dargaville when … I’m bitter?

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You personal pronoun to denote the interlocutor, I’m bitter.

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You belong with me — I’m bitter.

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You are the hills they’ve chosen and I don’t think that they are the same fish, I’m bitter.

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