Classic Mel. He should know funny; homeboyās got a million of them.
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Oh, wowā¦ you could knock me over with a feather, I wouldāve thought thatād be one of his, for sure!
WE WAIT.
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THAT sounds fantastic and a half.
And I respect their incorporation of bleu cheese in light of naming that the Jake & Elwood.
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Especially relevant in COVID timesā¦
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Hell, we could probably fill up an entire thread with Dorothy Parker material:
āI donāt know much about being a millionaire, but Iāll bet Iād be darling at it.ā
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āHe is at home with his solitude as the note reverberating inside a bell.ā --Peter Heller, The Dog Stars
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For a genuine Groucho Marx quote, Iāve got:
āOne morning, I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas, Iāll never know.ā
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For something a bit more inspirational from Groucho, thereās:
āI, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasnāt arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and Iām going to be happy in it.ā
I mean, hot damn. Dude got it.
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I want to build the attractions. That wayā¦
I get to decide who lives, and who rides!
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THE SCREAMING LEMUR!
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Well, I got complimented on my MST longsleeve not long ago while running some quick errands. So Iām extra excited for tonight!
Letās do this!
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Thereās no other place Iād rather be on my birthday than a live event with a bunch of mysties
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Thatās ALWAYS the best, so glad to hear that!
I like to wear MST gear for errands as well, in the hopes I randomly encounter a fan whoās in the know. Those impromptu āYOUāRE A MSTIE?!ā conversations are just wonderful.
Tonight, we are all Buff Drinklots!
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I am full of cake and whit claw though, so I may be goofyā¦
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Favorite MASH quote (Col. Flagg brags about hurting himself in the line of duty, even lethally)
Hawkeye: āIf we had more men like you, weād have less men like you.ā
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As long as weāre doing Groucho quotes:
āWeāre in a mess, folks. Weāre in a mess. Rush to Freedonia. Three men and one woman trapped in a building. Send help at once. If you canāt send help, send two more women.ā Duck Soup.
āHey, donāt drink that poison! Itās $4 an ounce!ā A Day at the Races
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There was a New Yearās marathon of Marx Bros. movies on some channel (I wanna say TCM, but I canāt be 100% positive), and I watched them with my grandfather. Such great memories.
A wealth of brilliance all the way around.
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You guys! SHERRI IS HERE! 
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