ATTENTION CITIZENS: Leave the Bronx!

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I posted this thread in October 2021 and at no time since then did a single one of you LEAVE THE BRONX.

Did you even sign up for a house in enchanting New Mexico yet? I bet not.

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I WAS BUSY!!!

Selling Tom of Finland posters, and fireproof Orlon sweaters.

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I have a friend that moved to Albuquerque, does that count?

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Welllll I want to go to Meow Wolf Santa Faā€¦

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Weird Al?

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I wish!

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I know I once took a wrong turn in Albuquerque.

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I was never in the Bronx.

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But there WAS no Bronx.

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I visited New Mexico ā€¦ Does that count?

Itā€™s a lot of fun!

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Thatā€™s what all the people who wonā€™t LEAVE THE BRONX say.

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Conspiracy theory: Maybe this ENTIRE post meant YOU didnā€™t leave the Bronxā€¦ā€¦

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Of course not. Itā€™s my job to stay in the Bronx in order to tell people to LEAVE THE BRONX.

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Wait, no. YOU LEAVE THE BRONX.

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If I did that, no one would know that they need to sign up for a new house in enchanting New Mexico!

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Why not get a house in Enchanting New Mexico to get us to follow?

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Because itā€™s my job to tell people to LEAVE THE BRONX!

If you donā€™t like it, thereā€™s another option.

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There arenā€™t any more houses available in New Mexico.

I blame Air B(oil) & B(bag). [flips bird]

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You make a lot of assumptions to think that I would even be in the Bronx to begin with.

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I donā€™t think you get it. This is a thread for telling people to LEAVE THE BRONX.

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