It is?
Oh, I get it.
I still get a pass on intromission of the specimen when it is ready to accept.
True completely random thought: today my drunken idiot friend said, inapropros of more-or-less nothing, “89% of Christians watch porn!”
Me: “Well, I guess that means they’re awesome!”
Nicole thought that was pretty funny.
Winning!
You’re all wrong! It was obviously…
I had a really weird dream that Perry Mason (Raymond Burr, in the slimmer and taller 1950s edition, that might only exist in my imagination) along with Paul Drake (? I think that was his character’s name) represented me at a DMV Implied Consent Hearing.
He was, although unfamiliar with my case, astonishingly articulate and blindingly sharp on all relevant points of law. Truly, an impressive performance.
Then, somehow Matlock, but in the shape of a duded-up Andy Griffith got involved, and he was impressive as well, also speaking on my behalf.
Odd. I never have dreams after having consumed alcohol before going to bed.
Pretty cool, and pretty random! Not completely random, but as far as you all know, it’s random enough. 
Do they still make Chiclets?
(The Internet says yes, but this was my random thought)
Almost 100% sure they have never not made Chiclets, That is all I know.
Random thought?
Don’t intervene when two or three or more women in early to late middle age start squirting each other with waterguns on the job.
Just let them do their thing, and stay out of the way.
They get all riled up. Trust me, it’s a thing.
It’s a safety hazard, but it’s a thing. Just step aside and don’t get involved. It’s fine. Don’t worry about it.
2 alarm blaze at Jim’s Steaks in Philly.
Last time I got a steak sammich there was probably '85.
Now I’m hungry for one…
indeed, also shorter routes get 3 digits with the last 3 indicating the major route they connect to/from. Generally the 3 digit routes go into/through municipalities and thus have more closely spaced exits, whereas the 2 digit tend to go around cities…
This reminded me to look it up.
Turns out America’s first freeway is, in fact, in SoCal, which will help me remember that the numbering starts in the southwest corner:
America’s First Freeway: The Arroyo Seco Parkway, aka, the 110.
On the east coast it’s often the opposite. The original 2 digit highways go through the heart of the city with lots of ramps while the newly built bypasses with 3 digits go around them for faster travel.
The way they have rebuilt most of these you never notice the number change, if you head into NJ on the PA turnpike you are actually on 276 at that point, but it was 76 for hundreds of miles before the change at King Of Prussia where the very congested and slow 76 heads into the middle of Philly and then into NJ.
Def not 100% but generally a good guideline. Back in the day before GPS when you had to rely on road signs, a 10 year old crumpled up AAA map in the glove box and your sense of direction know the ‘rules’ could help bail you out if you ran astray.
btw, this is me trying to fold one of those maps…
That’s why you needed one of these bad boys.
Random thought:
It’s not cannibalism if it’s your own leg.
Tainted water.
Don’t drink it.
In the same aspect, don’t eat yellow snow 
I think autocannibalism is still cannibalism.
You know, you tie one woman to the railroad tracks and that’s all anyone remembers of you.
…is somebody going to add the third period to this thread’s title?
Oh if you insist. Fine. 
There, now it won’t bother me.
When Joe Bob Briggs aired Anthropophagus last season he called it “sarcophagy” but I don’t think that’s correct. Well, it’s correct but not specific enough since “sarco” is just “flesh”.
But you can’t call it “autophagy” either since that’s an entirely different and beneficial thing. So I guess “autocannibalism” it is. Or, after a quick web search, “autosarcophagy”.