Now that Valentine’s Day is again upon us, there is some book keeping to attend to…
Are you ready for marriage? Might as well ask yourself some questions before you get too serious about marriage. What sort of questions? Well, questions for Cupid. You might say he should ask them before he fires those arrows.
We call this…
CUPID’S CHECKLIST
Similar backgrounds
Real friends
Understand marriage
Been to a weenie roast together
Posture pals
How much affection
Plenty of Lip and Tongue Action
Carried each other’s soap home from school.
One of you is a Romulan.
You’ve watched the following shorts together: “When Should I Marry?”, “Know Your Ointments”, “What’s That Down There?”, "When He Wants It Rough, and “Procreation, Not Recreation”
Couples tattoos with his/her face (or both!) on it
Be a true romantic, like Big Stupid
Fly your airplane to the 1950s and take her to a diner.
Cupid’s alternate, backup checklist
BOING
Print the T-shirt
Profit
A brand new phone, a bright red phone
PUSH BUTTON PHONING!
Never make light of BOING, son.
Date Kay
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Printing t-shirts and starting a website that says “under construction” are step one of any grandiose, half-cocked plan. But, if you’re sensible, like how Cupid wants, you’ll strive for the entire chicken and not cut in line at the movies.
If you’re a guy, you don’t know if you’re ready for marriage until you’ve dated Kay, of More Dates for Kay fame. She can properly rank you among every living man on the planet.
I work with a guy who has his wife’s name tattooed in huge cursive letters on his neck. I hope they never get divorced (especially since they work together).