Every Country has a Pitch, who tries to stop Santa 
Every Pitch has a Country, with mean kids he can push around
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Every country has a funny floating Christopher Reeve, in Monsignor
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“Every country has a hipster, driving rents up, being snotty…”
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Every country, has a sports team, that makes people, pay for it.
Every country, has a sports team, that needs taxpayer money for stuff!
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“Every country has some blisters
From those long hikes
In those cheap boots…”
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Every country has a different list of public domain karaoke songs available
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Every country has a Lupita, who is sweet and wants a dolly
Every Lupita has stupid parents who won’t just make her a stupid doll already, jeez
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