Remaindered from Club MST3K. Add your own. Be as terse or as detailed as you like.
“Every country has a bolster, so its couches can look snazzy…”
“Every country has a mobster, and some loan sharks, and some made guys…”
“Every country has a lobster, from a spaceship, eating townsfolk…”
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Every country has a junk drawer, that was started, from a kit.
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Every country has a Santo they can call on when trouble appears
And ol’ Santo has Perico, but just why though, sadly nobody knows . . .
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Every country has a fat cop who uses baby oil!
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Every country, has a dancer, who says she had a pretty mind
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Every country will bow down to Sumuru and her assassins …
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Every country has someone who prefers noh theater…
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Every bad guy, has a henchman, he calls Torgo (or Tor Johnson)
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Every British tragedy, has a rewritten Sir Elton song!
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“Every country has a huckster, pitching Buttcoin to the rubes, yeah…”
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Every gravity law defying fall…has a 60 degree angle!
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In these country river bottoms, there’s a legend that continues.
If you’ve seen the little creature, you’ll know you’re in Boggy Creek!
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Every country loves Lupita, she’s a sweetheart who wants a dolly
She won’t steal one, though she wants to, she asks Santa, oh will he come through?
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“Every country has a toaster, warming strudels, or some muffins…”
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Every country has a lemur they call Joey, he’s a fun guy,
He’d be perfect as a mascot for your business, won’t you please give him a try?
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