Due to pearl’s gambling addiction Mike gets to choose the episode for once. Unfortunately he picked some stupid old story written hundreds of years ago by some lame bard and this particular film adaptation was filmed in Germany in black-and-white.The plot is super derivative as well and I swear pretty much every other line of dialog seems like some Cliche old saying that you’ve heard a 100 times. Some king gets killed by his brother… The king’s son then sees the king is a ghost telling him to get revenge. hijinks ensue.
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They go campin’ and you watch.
Answer:
Boggy Creek II
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Gem hunters end up with a large pet possessing an overfondness for licking things. Housebreaking efforts commence.
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Joe Estivez finally gets a star vehicle that consists of tossing beer cans around and telling at people, then he inexplicably wanders off and disappears while cellos swell in the background and a black shag carpet gets miffed and kills people.
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Rock climbing. HAIKEEBA!
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There’s a new monster-inclusive tilt-a-whirl ride, but it breaks down and everyone is sad.
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Wacky group goes RVing to celebrate the recording of their smash hit song, “Idiot Control Now” which is available on K-TEL records!
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The low budget version of Every Which Way but Loose. Clint Eastwood sold separately.
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Retired superspy successfully makes a W and saves the day.
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A teenagers accuses his parents of being bad parents
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The Joker has his rock climbing documentary ruined by giant lizards.
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Santa and a “baby”, work hard to save Santa from being kicked out by his landlord. Santa gets a job, and his landlord buys his job and fires him.
Don’t worry, a toy boat melts away years of villainy.
(Just watched this one tonight, I love it so much haha.)
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Hey everyone, I interrupt your regularly scheduled creativity to ask you to consider this post: Another MSTie's Treasure - The Positive MST3K Review Blog
Every one of you are creative and seem to have a big back catalog of episodes you have seen from MST3K. It would be awesome to use your quirky creativity AND past views of the show to contribute to this neat project.
Now, back to your regularly scheduled post of bad plot descriptions!
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Good guys launch men in torpedoes through the windows of a giant space hand before just throwing a city at the hand.
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Idiot song-ster with a dune buggy loses girlfriend to a taller, better looking dating prospect. Almost steps on snake.
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Captain Santa really is failing.
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A religious couple and elusive gardener interrupt furniture delivery for newlyweds.
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A bearded guy with goat legs who speaks slowly delivers pizza from his… uh… his bag.
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Family members try way too hard to aid digestion…some content should have been edited from the final cut…our apologies.
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An out of town visitor eats with the aid of its food, some dancing
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