Explain a MST3K episode plot badly.

An immigrant family discovers the miraculous healing powers of Coca-Cola after a birthday party at a McDonald’s. Later, the family takes a boy on a ride in their Mary Kay Cadillac.

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A dollar store ET with a coke addition causes havoc on a poor wheelchair bound boy. McDonald’s sponsored

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You win! Love the inclusion of the Mary Kay car ride hahahaha

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A resort developer’s lawyer dies in a plane crash before a figure skating competition.

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A boy befriends a furry alien with magic powers.

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Much ado over a Finnish magical mystery object.

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A surgeon attempts to rehabilitate his crippled fiancé after a car accident.

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I know another Raymond who’s birthday is today, Happy Birthday!

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thank you very much oscars GIF by The Academy Awards

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Beer drinking jerk merges to solve crime.

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Creepy colorless weirdo commits sabotage for no good reason and then has-beens die pointlessly.

(You can customize this one with airplane or power plant depending on your mood.)

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Aaand, more Season 0:

Are You Ready For No Football?!

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Joe Estevez’s smokey eye look will steal your soul!

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A Space Sanitation Worker is interrupted by a group of rowdies.

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Medieval sex offender in a swordfight with sorcerer John Keister in a fancy bathrobe.

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Planetarium host and NASA investigator ponder out-of-season hunting in Wisconsin.

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Dogs in shag rugs terrorize an island of dim-witted drunks.

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A retired mining executive becomes a piranha conservationist. His friends are treated to views of the piranhas feeding and thriving in their new habitat.

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Okay, this one might be overly tricky, but I must try:

Everything Sucks (Except my delicious swamp-brewed coffee, and explosives.)

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An egg cream serves as an omen of disaster.

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