An immigrant family discovers the miraculous healing powers of Coca-Cola after a birthday party at a McDonald’s. Later, the family takes a boy on a ride in their Mary Kay Cadillac.
A dollar store ET with a coke addition causes havoc on a poor wheelchair bound boy. McDonald’s sponsored
You win! Love the inclusion of the Mary Kay car ride hahahaha
A resort developer’s lawyer dies in a plane crash before a figure skating competition.
A boy befriends a furry alien with magic powers.
Much ado over a Finnish magical mystery object.
A surgeon attempts to rehabilitate his crippled fiancé after a car accident.
I know another Raymond who’s birthday is today, Happy Birthday!
Beer drinking jerk merges to solve crime.
Creepy colorless weirdo commits sabotage for no good reason and then has-beens die pointlessly.
(You can customize this one with airplane or power plant depending on your mood.)
Aaand, more Season 0:
Are You Ready For No Football?!
Joe Estevez’s smokey eye look will steal your soul!
A Space Sanitation Worker is interrupted by a group of rowdies.
Medieval sex offender in a swordfight with sorcerer John Keister in a fancy bathrobe.
Planetarium host and NASA investigator ponder out-of-season hunting in Wisconsin.
Dogs in shag rugs terrorize an island of dim-witted drunks.
A retired mining executive becomes a piranha conservationist. His friends are treated to views of the piranhas feeding and thriving in their new habitat.
Okay, this one might be overly tricky, but I must try:
Everything Sucks (Except my delicious swamp-brewed coffee, and explosives.)
An egg cream serves as an omen of disaster.