Guy with whispfully feathered hair gets turned into a bear and back again, ticks off a witch and punches some dwarfs. Somehow gets a wife out of the deal.
8 Likes
Stumpy rooti-toot-toots the day but modestly assigns the credit to his captain.
9 Likes
Doug McClure takes over a German submarine to kill several dinosaurs and punch a few Neanderthals in the face.
11 Likes
…but then he drives the sub the wrong way and several seasons later nearly runs over Peter Cushing.
9 Likes
Commuters use scorpion to get around, get got shot at in part due to worker dispute.
12 Likes
Ants get angry when they show up for a farmhouse picnic, only to find that there’s no food. So they overthrow humanity.
10 Likes
A jerk named Rooney treats his coworkers like his own personal 60 Minutes. A second-rate Tom Cruise and Barbara Crampton co-star and they don’t have that loving feeling.
5 Likes
The Warriors (1979) on no budget. Men in spacesuits fly around and Henry Silva stares. The Bronx is suddenly Italy and another man laughs and laughs. Trampolines and flamethrowers sold separately.
11 Likes
A European fog machine works overtime and a monster winks some mountain climbers to death while a psychic frets nearby.
9 Likes
Sean Connery’s brother crashes the wrap party for THUNDERBALL and he’s just as confused as everyone about that.
13 Likes
Take #2.
A G-Rated version of The Devil’s Rejects (2005). Twisted adrenaline junkies recruit a getaway driver and rural Florida is never the same.
5 Likes
Take #2.
Man shoots perp, lands in jail, walks out, talks to the superintendent, shoots another perp, lands in jail, walks out, talks to the superintendent. This repeats a few more times.
7 Likes
Take #2.
Two brothers and their secret agent friend get drawn into a intercontinental spat over nuclear testing and stay to watch the wrestling. Tag Team action ensues.
4 Likes
Widow straps on hubby’s gun. Beefman intercedes at the behest of fifty foot tall woman. Mayhem ensues, and the railroad runs through town. But at what price? No man can say.
6 Likes
Take #2.
Mother misses son and contacts fortune-teller. Her other son goes missing looking for him. Three Monsters and North Korea are somehow involved.
5 Likes
'cause everyone’s dead.
5 Likes
Take #2.
Woman chases mystery. Man chases tail. Boss chases money. And robots chase each other.
7 Likes
Sid Haig and his pals have themselves one crazy weekend.
Laughter ensues.
17 Likes
What a bunch of mother crabbers.
12 Likes
Going from ex-Pizza Huts to Burger King Basements, low rent Jack Nicholson investigates batteries instead of water.
8 Likes