The cast of Where’s My Rocket enlists the Joker to fly them to Jurassic Park. Ward Cleaver scales the cliffs as we attempt to keep score. WATCH OUT EIGER SANCTION!!!
Early Sixties and Late Sixties cohabitate in this Pink Panther Odyssey. Woman’s inheritance invites overheating, Amok Time, and lunar pornography. Smarmy guy is no David Niven.
If Honor Blackman hatched a spy agency. A gaggle of gals enforce new world order until second rate Connerys tap into their maternal instincts.
Texan goes to wrong European Island, people die.
Old people get lost
Pick fruit at night
Then die, and some other stuff happens.
Lady wrestler is wooed by the Creature From The Black Lagoon (1954). Dubbing, bikinis, passive car chases, and overacting spill over the travelogue.
Spies in a giant flying toothpaste tube battle an evil ice machine and prevail despite not being very bright.
Hey can we do shorts?
Guy watches a pre-movie news reel with his bosses Mom.
Heck yes you can!
Gas Girl (but not the one from Legion Of Superheroes) assembles the blandest dinner in recorded history while a disembodied patriarch pushes her around.
An entire movie doesn’t happen.
Balls.
Lots of balls.
Of the tennis variety.
Definitely one of the most frustrating, if not the most frustrating movie they’ve ever done.
Goodbye Mr. Chips in Space. Aged scientist has his life flash before his eyes as Jack Palance eats him and the scenery for breakfast.
A feature length promo for aircraft. Boring Men In Their Flying Machines constantly refuel, drop bombs, play practical jokes, and wear designer fashions.
Pornography destroys lives and Ed Wood shows us how. A How-To Guide of how not to act, direct, write, or produce a motion picture. Living your life and acting in public are a close second.
Scriptwriters ignore book, provide Space 1999 side story instead, Author turns in grave.
Definitely a second-season episode.
A Sitcom in the Old West. Unlucky jerk botches robbery, irritates the wrong people, dangles two love interests, and drops his wardrobe at the scene of a crime. The circus is in town. Everybody Loves Barnum.
Take #2. How Not To Snoop In Acapulco. Ask to come aboard, sneak on later, throw beakers at a scientist, dive in plain view, let the baddies track you down, and deliberately get captured. BRILLIANT! She IS Adam West!!