Fill in the Blank News

Blow-up dolls as legal passengers in the HOV lanes

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A bill aiming to change the law around drivers’ rights to claim ___________ was passed unanimously by the Virginia House of Delegates.

A bill aiming to change the law around drivers’ rights to claim ignorance of the speed limit as a legal defense was passed unanimously by the Virginia House of Delegates.

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Liturgical dance

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a stake in a mine full of GOOLD! GOOOOOOOOLD!

iPhone recycling is Apple's latest gold mine | Cult of Mac

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shotgun!

wait

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Bootleg copies of Wile E Coyote and Batgirl

Zaslav is a dickweed.

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they, in fact, do own the road

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their copilot Jesus was at the wheel

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Free snacks on the side of the road

If this was Fibbage, I would be told to pick something else…

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Insanity

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Breaking science news: a new kind of _________ has been discovered!

Actual Answer

magnet

Enter your lies now.

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Hallmark movie plot

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that hotdogs are sandwiches

riffing

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way to get your roommate to do the dishes for once, Gary!

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clickbait

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Breaking science news: a new kind of _________ has been discovered!

Deep hurting

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Coke

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liturgical dance

Yes, I finally got one! Eat my dust, everyone! :grinning:

Happy Tom Hanks GIF by Laff

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That’s my answer ya thief!!!

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Liturgical dance.

Yeah, someone stole my answer, but since it is my answer I am going to stick with it.

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