Gizmoplex Cookbook

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I saw there’s a hotdish thread (anyone else NOT know what hotdish was before watching MST3K?) - this is more general.

If there was an MST3K Cookbook with recipes for treats you could eat while visiting the Gizmoplex, what would be in it?

Looking more towards the stuff you’d want to eat vs. ANYTHING with SPACOM.

(The Kraft/Ed Herlihy references also had to be explained to me even though I’m sure I saw THIS: Kraft Foods Christmas Gifts 1986 Christmas TV Commercial HD - YouTube )

Thanks in advance!

Signed,
So what is the recipe for TV Frank’s Lemon Bars anyway?

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Worst Idea Ever: MST3K Inspired Dishes.

I have possibly the worst idea of my entire life. I’m a bit of a foodie and always put MST3K on in the kitchen for background noise while cooking. There must be a way to combine these two amazing human experiences in some way! So I ask you, my fellow MSTies, what horrible (Yet edible, and preferably delicious.) concoctions can, or have, you come up with in honor of some of your most unpalatable episodes?

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Imagine the real version of Polynesian Cheese Devils would be this but with hot dogs (forcemeat?) and Kraft Velveeta (klack?)

Curried Polynesian Shrimp

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Oh, now you’re fully in my (processed) wheelhouse. I’ve waited so long for this moment!

I Can't Believe It's Not Cheese!

[TheBindingPolymer]

All I want is the flavor of bacon in a dip.

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That’s a few pages back. I forget who posted it…

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Bookmarking that!
It’s like my mother-in-law’s recipe cards* but they actually look edible (especially with bacon &/or tabasco)
Thank you!

• Don’t think she had the McCall’s set of recipe cards but it was definitely in that ballpark
  Why Was Food So Weird in the 70s?

[TheBindingPolymer]

A must have in the cookbook is Narcotic Casserole. Maybe, an LSD laced vegetable plate (Milky Way and Snickers candy bars are optional). And, something in a french fried potatoes garnish.

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You’re welcome.

I made everything on my account Creative Commons-downloadable, BTW. If you need anything for your own collection.

[GamerasMom]

This reminds me of Almost Pizza from SNL.

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I’ve always thought that the ad parodies were the strongest part of that show.

This could also be almost the lost finale of Thinner

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I was hoping someone had a take on what the "Big “G” Burger would be like.

[TheBindingPolymer]

Whatever it’s like, it’ll be well done.

[ArtCrow]

“Do you want French Fried Potatoes Garnish with that?”

[SuperCutie]

Which isn’t even pizza to begin with. It’s just some alien food from another dimension!!!

[FridgeLargemeat]

I’d just like a hamburger sammich with French fried potatoes. Please.