Liquid Refried Beans?
Goodness! That’s the solution
To the common cold!
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To the Common Cold
Guacamole Lozenges
Avocado Dip
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Avacado Dip
They still taste like dandelions
Tasted one at five. 
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Tasted one at five.
Ran to the restroom at six.
Returned at seven.
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Returned at seven…
and bought an eighth Chevrolet!
Salesman hooked me good.
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Salesman hooked me good.
He was so very friendly.
I think we’re married.
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“I think we’re married,”
Is a common refrain on
The Newlywed Game
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From Roger and me,
We wish you all the best in
Your trip to Arby’s.
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If not? Pets or Meat —
The quiz show that dares to ask
“Heel it, or eat it?”
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Heel it or Eat it?
Who would be the host? Rob Lowe?
The Atkins Challenge!!!
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The Atkins Challenge —
Learn Mr. Guitar’s style and
Become CGP
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Sarah… See this scar?
It’s a jelly baby burn.
They’re quite flammable.
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They’re quite flammable.
Flame retardant? Not at all.
False advertising.
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False advertising!
My Tragic Moments figure
Is too dang wholesome!
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Is too dang wholesome?
Donny Osmond, Lawrence Welk.
They’re White & Nerdy.
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They’re white and nerdy
But also rare to see now.
Pocket protectors!
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Pocket Protectors?
Revenge of the Nerds Part V?
Nerds Need Viagra?
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